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"Dad, when did you realize you weren't, you know, exactly studly anymore?"
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A street vendor advertises 'Beefcake'.
"I had a hundred and six puppies with eleven different partners. I was too busy to wonder whether. I was really happy or not."
'And then when I push this button it magnetizes the ions and...'
"I've always been pretty good with the ladies" - Small claims court.
"He's worth quite a bit of money but it's all tied up in semen.''
'Do you remember when I was your trophy wife and you were a stud?'
'Brace yourselves, ladies.'
'The lightning struck the metal stud in her tongue.'
"Why buy the bull when you can get the stud service for free?"
"It's my service club lapel-pin. I had a little mishap getting dressed this morning."
'You might want to shore up the loadbearing stud.'
"He's got form."
Tags:horse, horses, racehorse, racehorses, stables, stable boy, stable boys, stable lad, stable lads, stable hand, stable hands, stud, stud farm, racehorse owner, racehorse owners, behind bars, criminal, criminals, repeat offender, repeat offenders, recidivist, recidivists, jockey, jockeys, sport of kings, racing, horse racing, stallion, gelding, steed
'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'
You're the big ladies man, why didn't you say something?'
'Uh oh. Cougar alert.'
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'...You're standing on his hand.'
Tags:cleat, cleats, feet, foot, pain, pains, painful, stud, studs, stand, stands, standing, trample, tramples, trampled, squash, squashes, squashed, squashing, stand on, stands on, standing on, crush, crushes, crushing, crushed, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, hurt, hurts, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Virgil's new Jiffy Pop Beach Popcorn Hat was a huge hit with the babes.
"Retirement options from racing? There are probably only two: a stud farm if you're the winner, the knackery if you're a loser..."
Tags:horse, horses, equestrian, knacker, knackers, knackery, rendering plant, rendering plants, render, renders, stud farm, stud farms, stud, studs, studding, retire, retires, retiring, retirement option, retirement options, out to stud, out to pasture, put out to pasture, putting out to pasture, career, careers, career end, career ends, career ending
'Just remember what I told you about winners going out to stud.'
"I'm being put out to stud."
'In the looks department, Bill is very planed. On our date, we went to a bar and he go me hammered. I got bent out of shape and split. In my opinion, the guy's a bit warped.'
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