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'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'
"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."
A Student Driver Meets a Learning Curve
Caution Student Driver
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Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'
'For future reference, when I say 'parallel park', I mean in the road.'
'Okay. Now, try to parallel park while talking on your cell phone and changing songs on your ipod.'
'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'
Having not studied for any of the road tests, resulting in terrible road marks, and a very low grade, it was inevitable that the brakes would fail.
'What do you mean didn't I see it? How do you think I hit it?'
"Check your rearview mirror often. I'll provide feedback through rude hand gestures and screaming obscenities."
Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.
'Right hand down a bit.'
"Teaching drivers' ed isn't as bad as I expected."
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Congratulations on Passing Your Driving Test.
'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'
'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'
'Dad, can we get a Porche convertible?'
"Ten and Two? What's the digital equivalent?"
Why do you drive with your brakes on?
'I bet there was a story behind this.'
Call an ambulance.
Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'
'Let me through! I'm an intern!'