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"When I let out a blood curdling yell and scream 'Jesus Christ you're going to kill someone' I'd like you to apply the brakes..."
Caution Student Driver
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'For future reference, when I say 'parallel park', I mean in the road.'
Insensitive driving school - 'That was crap.'
'Okay, at the T in the road, go straight.'
Having not studied for any of the road tests, resulting in terrible road marks, and a very low grade, it was inevitable that the brakes would fail.
"Check your rearview mirror often. I'll provide feedback through rude hand gestures and screaming obscenities."
Driving School Car being Followed by Wreckers.
Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'
'Right hand down a bit.'
"Teaching drivers' ed isn't as bad as I expected."
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Congratulations on Passing Your Driving Test.
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'How can I concentrate on my driving test, if you keep screaming like that?!'
'There's that funny squealing again - I think it's coming from your side.'
'Dad, can we get a Porche convertible?'
"Ten and Two? What's the digital equivalent?"
Why do you drive with your brakes on?
'I bet there was a story behind this.'
Call an ambulance.
Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'
'Let me through! I'm an intern!'
Driving, there's nothing to it!
"So, it wasn't a typo then?!"
"Never, ever chase one of those."
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