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"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, toy, toys, play, playing, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffy, stuffie, stuffies, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, tea set, high chair, high chairs, age, ages, appropriate age, news, identity, personal identity, development, truth, stuffed, tell, telling, make-believe, pretend, realistic, modern life
"It's what he'd want, Mom—they're all together now."
Tags:taxidermy, head, heads, animal, animals, animal head, animal heads, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, hunting, hunter, hunters, shooting, shooter, shooters, hobby, hobbies, sport, sports, game hunting, game hunter, game hunters, stuffed, stuffed head, stuffed heads, death, dead, funeral, funerals, coffin, coffins, casket, caskets, dead body, dead bodies, corpse, corpses, funeral service, funeral services, memorial, memorials, wake, wakes, together in death, together at last
'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'
Tags:all you can eat, all-you-can-eat, buffet, buffets, pig, pigs, piggy, piggies, feed, feeding, feeding time, feeding times, trough, troughs, stuff, stuffing, stuffs, stuffed, scoff, scoffs, scoffing, eat, eating, eats, eaten, lunch, lunchtime, farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Tags:grocery, groceries, grocery store, grocery stores, grocery shop, grocery shops, food, food shop, food shops, food store, food stores, supermarket, supermarkets, deli, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping grocery shopping, food shopping, product, products, too much, too many, overcrowded, crowded, crammed, stuffed, anything, everything, overload, jam-packed, full, jammed, overstuffed, overflowing, customer, customers, display, displays
"I caught it sniffing around our garbage."
I have a cold or my head is too full.
"Who said that?"
'How long have you had this death wish?'
Joe's Vet and Taxidermy
"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
Tags:taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals
"Man, I am stuffed."
"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."
Tags:prison, jail, jails, jailed, charges, drop charges, drop the charges, drop the charge, condition, conditions, agreement, agreed, agreeing, judge, judges, judged, judicial, judiciary, jury, juror, jurors, jury duty, law, lawyer, lawyers, legal, legality, legalism, prosecute, prosecutor, attention, pay attention, focus, focused, focusing, alibi, excuse, excuses, turkey, thanksgiving, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuff the turkey, stuffing the turkey, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, cook, cookery, cooking, bad cook
Tags:skunk, animal mounts, hunting trophies, hunting, trophies, stink, smell, odor, skunk spray, gas, fart, smell, smelly, stink, stinking, odour, gas, taxidermy, taxidermist, stuff, stuffed, animal, animals, skunks, mounted, mounting, watering, eyes, eye, trophy hunting, wall, decoration, decorative
"Leave room for sex."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, girlfriend, food, foods, eat, eating, restaurant, restaurants, dining, overeat, overeating, stomach ache, tummy ache, full, stuffed, indulge, indulging, nag, nagging
"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
Tags:dragon, dragons, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, princess, princesses, knight, knights, slay, slays, slew, slayed, mounting, mounted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescues, cave, caves, trophy, trophies, prince, princes, fantasy, fantasies, fairytale, fairy tale, fairytales, fairy tales
'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'
"Well, just when can you call for it, Mr. Harper?"
Tags:taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, animal preservation, mounted animals, moose head, elephant, elephants, animal body, dead, death, dead animal, dead animals, animal skins, animal fur, biology, biologist, biologists, science, scientist, scientists, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, stuffed, mounted, game hunting
'Oh c'mon, Joy. Have some more! I'm just gonna throw it out.'
"It's a little eccentricity of mine—after I've beaten a man in business, I like to have him stuffed."
Tags:eccentric, eccentrics, eccentricity, stuff, stuffed, businessman, businessmen, cutthroat, cut throat, dog eat dog, predator, predators, predatory, mounted, stuffed, taxidermy, taxidermied, winner, winners, bad winner, bad winners, business person, business people, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, 1%
"Your husband is gonna pull through. But we were, um, unable to save one of his legs. Yeah, that's it."
Tags:doctor, doctors, biscuit, biscuits, gingerbread, ginger bread, nurse, nurses, surgeons, surgeon, operation, operations, operating room, operating rooms, patient, patients, eat, eats, eating, greedy, sweet tooth, sweet tooths, medical, medicine, surgery, elective, amputation, amputate, amputates, amputee, amputees, dessert, desserts, pudding, puddings, sweets, bread, breads, cakes, cakes, stuffed
"I ask you to do one thing..."
Tags:turkey, turkeys, cook, cooks, cooking, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thankgiving dinners, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas dinners, x-mas, xmas, stuff, stuffs, stuffing, stuffed, one task, simple task, simple tasks, screw up, screw ups, screwing up, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, error, errors, err, errs, erring
"After Thanksgiving dinner, the only thing more stuffed than me is the dishwasher."
Tags:thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving lunch, thanksgiving dinners, thanksgiving dinners, clean up, clearing up, dishwashers, dish-washer, dish-washers, overindulge, overindulging, overindulged, overindulges, kitchen chore, kitchen chores, family holidays, national holidays, eating, dishes, dishwasher, full, stuffed, cleaning up