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"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
Tags:waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, medicine, medical, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, childbirth, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, congratulations, good news, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, soft toy, soft toys, fad, fads, trend, trends, trendy
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, imaginary, imagination, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, toy, toys, doll, dolls, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships problems, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, stove top, stove tops, toy kitchen, toy kitchens, boil, boiling, boil alive, boiling alive, play, playing, pretend, pretending
"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, toy, toys, play, playing, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffy, stuffie, stuffies, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, tea set, high chair, high chairs, age, ages, appropriate age, news, identity, personal identity, development, truth, stuffed, tell, telling, make-believe, pretend, realistic, modern life
"I understand you see yourself in legal, but we see you as a large cuddly stuffed toy."
Tags:dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, career ladder, the career ladder, career progression, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffies, legal, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, hopes and dream, ambition, ambitious, ambitions, aspiration, aspiration, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, disappointment, disappointments, legal profession, the legal profession, paralegal, paralegals, legal assistant, legal assistants, patronise, patronising, patronize, patronizing
"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."
Tags:money, finances, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, bad investment, bad investments, economy, financial crisis, crash, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, plush toy, plush toys, financial troubles, the 90's, the nineties, losing it all, losing everything, money troubles
"You left this on our ship."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuff animals, stuffie, stuffy, stuffies, abduction, abductions, lost item, lost items, left behind, forgot, forgotten
"I didn't exactly win it."
Tags:giant stuffed toy, giant stuffed toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, giant cuddly toy, giant cuddly toys, cuddly toy, cuddly toys, bunny, bunny rabbit, fairground attraction, fairground attractions, amusements, win, wins, winner, winners, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, shoot, shot, shooting, impressing your date, date, dates, dating, bad date, bad dates
"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."
Tags:child, chidren, daughter, daughters, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, childrens toy, childrens toys, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, bear, bears, bear attack, bear attacks, disembowelled, disembowel, disembowels, torn to pieces, tear to pieces, dark humour, dark humor
'I can change! I swear!'
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
'My imagination has way too much time on its hands.'
'I think we should thin the herd.'
'So really...Why do you need so many stuffed animals.'
'Bears are carnivores!'
'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'
Sock monkey holding onto sock
'You're 25 now, Calvin. . . and you still claim your little stuffed tiger comes to life?! You have to put these delusions behind you. . .'
"I see here, Walters, you started with the firm when you were very young."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, office, office, office life, boss, bosses, manger, managers, executive, executives, employee, employees, worker, workers, young, childish, immature, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, started, firm, firms, starting young, age, getting older, growing older, aging, ageing
'That's NOT what I meant when I said to pass the stuffing!'
Toy Workplace Health & Safety worker saying, "It's my fifth call-out to this site today..."
"Dad, can I have a stuffed animal?"
'I don't think so. He's in the hospital because he was mauled by a bear.'
Man reads folk tales to his teddy bear.
'So much for free running!'