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'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'
"I stuffed it with things found around the house."
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"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."
Tags:death, dead, statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, memorial, memorials, monument, monuments, honor, honour, highest honor, highest honours, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, poultry, turkey, turkeys, trimmings, stuffing, thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, thanksgiving dinners, food, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, dad, dads, family, families
"I found your other shoulder pad."
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'I love these all-you-can-eat buffets!'
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Ingredients for a successful family dinner
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'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'
An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men
Tags:thanksgiving, thanksgiving dinner, christmas, dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, turkey, turkeys, turkey day, cook, cooks, cooking tip, cooking tips, word to the wise, wise man, wise men, baste, bastes, basting, brussels sprouts, sprouts, stuffing, dressing, turkey, keep moist, keeping moist, tip, tips, advice, recipe, recipes, preference, preferences, meal, meals, family dinner, family dinners, good advice
'I hope you all like stuffing.'
Joe's Vet and Taxidermy
"No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"The hard part was pulling my head off the wall and reattaching it to my body."
Tags:taxidermy, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, stuffed head, mounted, mounted head, hunting, hunter, hunted, hunters, trophy, trophies, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, deer, deers, buck, buck deer, body, bodies, body horror, head, heads, surreal, logic, logical, bar, bars, bar fly, bar flies, stop drinking, drink, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunken, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals
Rudolph working his magic.
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"Man, I am stuffed."
"This can't be right..."
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"They've agreed to drop the charges, but only if you agree never to stuff the turkey again."
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"Cuttin' out the middle man!"
"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
Tags:dragon, dragons, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, princess, princesses, knight, knights, slay, slays, slew, slayed, mounting, mounted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescues, cave, caves, trophy, trophies, prince, princes, fantasy, fairytale, fairy tale, fairytales, fairy tales
'Don't look at me!'
Proctologists on Thanksgiving
'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'
"Too bad we only have stuffing once a year."
"May I recommend the Roast Free-Range Chicken with Sage-and-Celery Stuffing and real Pan Gravy?"
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'Too bad we only have stuffing once a year.'