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Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.
'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'
'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'
Tags:wisdom, intuition, intuitive knowledge, knowledge, spirituality, decision, decision-making, money, intelligence, guidance, divine guidance, hunch, hunches, discernment, philosophy, spiritual growth, homelessness, homeless, beggars, begs, poverty, failure, skid row, bankruptcy, idea, ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, nudge, universe, wise, stupid, dumb, idiot
"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."
Tags:interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, tortured, violence, violent, stupid, stupidity, stupidly, cement, cement shoe, cement shoes, wrong, bungle, bungled, incorrect, incorrectly, goof, goofed, spoof, parody, play on words, word-play, visual gag
House Intelligence Committee
Tags:report, reports, house intelligence committee report, house intelligence committee reports, house intelligence committee, redacted, redact, redaction, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trump administration, trump investigation, trump controversy, trump controversies, trump scandal, trump scandals, impeach, impeachment, trump impeachment, impeached, us politics, politics, ukraine, ukraine scandal, ukraine controversy, intelligence, intelligent, smart, dumb, stupid, innocent, innocence, guilty, guilt
Tags:april fools, april fools day, idiot, idiots, idiotic, moron, morons, stupid, stupid person, stupid people, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, foolish, foolish idea, foolish ideas, certain, certainty, certainties, think ahead, thinking ahead, thoughtless, careless, carefree, april
Bus of Fools
Tags:bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional
Tags:slide, slides, sliding, slider, sliders, broke, broken, fool, fools, foolish, foolishness, stupid, stupidity, son, sons, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, disbelief, disbelieves, dumb, silly, idiot, idiots, idiotic, unbelieveable, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!'
"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"
"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."
Tags:psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health, worry, worries, worrying, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, mental health, decline, declines, declining, deteriorate, deteriorates, deteriorating, deterioration, devolve, devolves, devolving, devolution, middle age, middle-aged, midlife crisis
I'm with Stupid - I'm with Guilty
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, guilt, guilty, plea, court, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, defendant, defendants, verdict, verdicts, crimes, criminal, criminals, matching shirt, matching shirts, i'm with stupid, dumb, stupid, idiot, idiots, tshirt, tshirts, tee shirt, tee shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts
"We've got enough rocks – what we need is better intelligence."
"I got the tree down, dear."
Tags:christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, taking down the decorations, 12 days of christmas, incompetent, incompetence, chainsaw, chainsaws, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, idiots, idiots, stupid, stupidity, lazy, laziness, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, following orders, following instructions
"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupid
The big questions in life.
"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."
Tags:jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food
'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'
Tags:vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, office, offices, office worker, office workers, da off, days off, paddling pool, paddling pools, rest, rests, resting, rested, relax, relaxed, relaxing, relaxes, vacation day, vacation days, time off, fool, fools, foolish, stupid, stupidity, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"National security team: we're in crisis. How do we end this Stormy Daniels story once and for all?"
Tags:trump, donald trump, president trump, president donald trump, trump scadal, trump scandals, national security, national security team, manipulation, manipulations, political manipulations, puppeteer, puppeteers, puppet, pulling the strings, us military, military strategy, military strategies, easily manipulated, stupid, dumb, biddable
Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, thesaurus, word, words, spell, spells, spelling, meteor, meteorite, intelligent, intelligence, fire, fires, rock, rocks, asteroid, asteroids, idiom, idioms, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, dumb, stupid, english language, language, languages, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Tags:insanity, temporary insanity, piano, grand piano, pianos, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, singer, singers, opera singer, opera singers, insane, upstage, upstaging, perform, performance, performers, starring daggers, angry, anger, angered, annoyed, annoyance, musician, musicians, overshadow, overshadowing, self centered, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, mistake, stupid, stupidity, stealing the thunder, accompanist, accompanists, knowing your place, know your place
"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."
Tags:phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true
Unable to find her way out, Betsy deVos spends the night in the house hearing room.
Tags:betsy, devos, betsy devos, white house, the white house, lost, astray, gone astray, off-track, maze, mazes, going round in circles, gone round in circles, education secretary, secretary of education, house hearing room, hearing room, hearing rooms, trump administration, trump, president donald trump, idiot, idiots, idiotic, dumb, fool, fools, foolish, brainless, stupid, exit, exits, exiting, trying to find the exit
Mein Kampf for dummies