Stupid Cartoons and Comics

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra070523
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
exam, exams, examination, examinations, test, tests, examining, student, students, pupil, pupils, lesson, lessons, class, classes, school, schools, schooling, water, bottled water, bottled waters, stupid, stupidity, intelligent, intelligence, clever, cleverness, brevity

'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'

Artist:
Thomson, Tim
Search ID:
tton37
High Res:
2268x2595 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
accident, accidents, workplaces, janitors, cleaner, cleaners, worker, job hazard, job hazards, industrial accident, industrial accidents, work, place, workplace, safety, safe, unprofessional, oil, grease, janitor, silly, stupid, accident, bad guy, bag guys

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Artist:
Veley, Bradford
Search ID:
bven871
High Res:
2272x2850 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wisdom, intuition, intuitive knowledge, knowledge, spirituality, decision, decision-making, money, intelligence, guidance, divine guidance, hunch, hunches, discernment, philosophy, spiritual growth, homelessness, homeless, beggars, begs, poverty, failure, skid row, bankruptcy, idea, ideas, dumb idea, dumb ideas, nudge, universe, wise, stupid, dumb, idiot

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC134835
High Res:
3026x2478 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, crime, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, torture, tortured, violence, violent, stupid, stupidity, stupidly, cement, cement shoe, cement shoes, wrong, bungle, bungled, incorrect, incorrectly, goof, goofed, spoof, parody, play on words, word-play, visual gag

April Fools

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC123812
High Res:
4625x8259 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
april fools, april fools day, idiot, idiots, idiotic, moron, morons, stupid, stupid person, stupid people, bad idea, bad ideas, think through, thinks through, thinking through, foolish, foolish idea, foolish ideas, certain, certainty, certainties, think ahead, thinking ahead, thoughtless, careless, carefree, april

Bus of Fools

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC22978
High Res:
1625x1853 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bus, buses, public transport, public, transport, bus stop, idiot, idiots, idiocy, modernmodern life, stupid, stupidity, absent minded, absent-minded, absent mindedness, absent-mindedness, forgetful, forget, forgetting, urban, urban life, urban living, commute, commuter, commuters, commuting, morning commute, driving, drive, drives, traffic, traffic jam, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, regions, regional

"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC25126
High Res:
2974x2146 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, innocent, innocence, naive, gullible, dumb, stupid, intelligence, ego, self-esteem, self-confidence, self-worth, self-value, mental health

I'm with Stupid - I'm with Guilty

Artist:
Hafeez, Kaamran
Search ID:
BA500469
High Res:
1500x1268 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, attorney, attorneys, guilt, guilty, plea, court, courthouse, courthouses, courtroom, courtrooms, defendant, defendants, verdict, verdicts, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, matching shirt, matching shirts, i'm with stupid, dumb, stupid, idiot, idiots, tshirt, tshirts, tee shirt, tee shirts, t-shirt, t-shirts

'It's broken.'

Artist:
McCoy, Glenn and Gary
Search ID:
ggm080823
High Res:
1900x2392 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
slide, slides, sliding, slider, sliders, broke, broken, fool, fools, foolish, foolishness, stupid, stupidity, son, sons, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, disbelief, disbelieves, dumb, silly, idiot, idiots, idiotic, unbelieveable, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys

"I got the tree down, dear."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CX303242
High Res:
4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christmas, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, christmas decoration, christmas decorations, taking down the decorations, 12 days of christmas, incompetent, incompetence, chainsaw, chainsaws, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, idiots, idiots, stupid, stupidity, lazy, laziness, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, following orders, following instructions

'And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!'

Artist:
Veley, Bradford
Search ID:
bven830
High Res:
1779x1875 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, boss, executive, leadership, intelligence, stupid, tree, trees, wood from the neck, unintelligent, employees, employee, corporate culture, office politics, organization, wood, woods, working environment, critic, critics, nature

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC135195
High Res:
2933x3130 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishment, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, tally, tallies, tally mark, tally marks, counting, counting the days, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, dumb, stupid

"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
NL700128
High Res:
1512x1846 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jack and the beanstalk, magic beanstalk, beanstalk, beanstalks, magic beanstalks, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairytale, fairytales, magic bean, magic beans, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, stupid, stupidity, disobey, disobedient, disobedience, mistake, mistake, ignore, ignoring, ignored, life lesson, life lessons, regret, regretting, regretful, unsafe food

The big questions in life.

Artist:
Miller, Wiley
Search ID:
wmi101109
High Res:
1900x2500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
snooki, big, question, questions, wonder, wondering, puzzled, puzzle, think, thinking, couch, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, therapist, therapists, therapy, reality tv, tv, reality, culture, cultured, popular, mass media, media, pop culture, silly, stupid, non sequitur

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Artist:
McCoy, Glenn and Gary
Search ID:
ggm090713
High Res:
1900x2400 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, office, offices, office worker, office workers, da off, days off, paddling pool, paddling pools, rest, rests, resting, rested, relax, relaxed, relaxing, relaxes, vacation day, vacation days, time off, fool, fools, foolish, stupid, stupidity, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys

Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.

Artist:
Hilburn, Scott
Search ID:
shl080602
High Res:
1900x2300 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dinosaur, dinosaurs, thesaurus, word, words, spell, spells, spelling, meteor, meteorite, intelligent, intelligence, fire, fires, rock, rocks, asteroid, asteroids, idiom, idioms, contradict, contradiction, contradictions, dumb, stupid, english language, language, languages, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater

Temporary Insanity

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC30050
High Res:
2269x1813 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
insanity, temporary insanity, piano, grand piano, pianos, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, singer, singers, opera singer, opera singers, insane, upstage, upstaging, perform, performance, performers, starring daggers, angry, anger, angered, annoyed, annoyance, musician, musicians, overshadow, overshadowing, self centered, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, mistake, stupid, stupidity, stealing the thunder, accompanist, accompanists, knowing your place, know your place

"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC122500
High Res:
5000x4733 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, tele-marketing, tele-marketer, tele-marketers, cold calling, cold calls, cold caller, cold callers, scam, scams, con, cons, fraud, trickery, free, free trip, free trips, cancun, mexico, won, winner, winners, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, travel, cruise, cruises, you've won, gullible, naive, stupid, dumb, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, guard, guards, knight, knights, modern life, too good to be true

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC138275
High Res:
2926x3057 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fit, fitness, nutrition, nutrition bar, nutrition bars, health food, health foods, healthy food, for her, sexism, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, for women, modern life, modern time, modern attitudes, gender issues, gender issue, gender inequality, brand, brands, branding, packaging, packages, package, illogical, stupid, stupidity, narrow minded, close minded, ignorant, ignorance, sales tactic, sales tactics, toxic masculinity

'Idiot.'

Artist:
Guy & Rodd
Search ID:
gra070626
High Res:
1900x2269 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
icecream, icecreams, ice cream, ice creams, ice cream van, ice cream vans, icecream van, icecream vans, van, vans, snow, snowing, snows, snowed, north pole, eskimo, eskimos, inuit, inuits, igloo, igloos, idiot, idiots, stupid, brevity

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

Artist:
Hilburn, Scott
Search ID:
shl090204
High Res:
1900x2317 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
liberty, liberties, bell, bells, ring, rings, ringing, ringer, ringers, philly, philadelphia, usa, america, american, la, package, packages, protect, protection, bubble, bubblewrap, wrap, hurry, hurried, rush, rushes, rushing, ship, ships, shipped, shipping, stupid, game, games, box, boxes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater

"In a business setting with lots of underline nodding in agreement I'm very persuasive

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CX300839
High Res:
2275x1717 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, underling, underlings, impressive, unimpressive, flirt, flirting, persuasive, persuasiveness, stupid, stupidity

"You were a schlub in all of your previous lives, too."

Artist:
Weyant, Christopher
Search ID:
BA500250
High Res:
1350x1080 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fortune-telling, fortunetelling, fortune, fortunes, fortune-teller, fortune-tellers, fortuneteller, fortunetellers, fortune teller, fortune tellers, psychic, psychics, client, clients, customer, customers, modern life, crystal ball, crystal balls, crystallomancy, crystal-gazing, scrying, vision, visions, divination, seer, seers, occult, supernatural, previous life, previous lives, reincarnation, religion, religious, schlub, schlubs, talentless, unattractive, socially awkward, clumsy, stupid, dumb, loser, losers, bad news

"How's the burger?"

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC138503
High Res:
4553x4118 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
beach, beachfront, jetty, harbor, harbor side, harbour side, harbour, foodie, foodies, food stall, stall, stand, food stand, food hut, crab, crabs, crab meat, food lover, food lovers, burger, burgers, unrealistic, provide, providing, customer, customers, customer service, food industry, service industry, customer is always right, customer's always right, wrong, not for sale, misinterpret, misinterpreted, stupid, stupidity, snack, snacks

God laughs with you, not at you - unless you pray for something stupid.

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban3480
High Res:
1808x2115 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pray, prays, praying, prayed, prayer, prayers, faith, faiths, deity, deities, bully, bullies, bullying, religious, laughter, laughs, laugh, laughing, joke, jokes, faithful, religion, god, bed, stupid, dumb, laugh with you not at you, humour, humor