Stupid Cartoons and Comics

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

"It's easier to make 'em talk when you just cement the feet."

House Intelligence Committee

April Fools

Bus of Fools

'It's broken.'

'And that's the boss. Nice enough guy, but wood from the neck up, if you know what I mean!'

"This is your third wish. Are you sure you want to waste it on another free download?"

"I used to be innocent. Then I was naive. Now I'm just dumb."

I'm with Stupid - I'm with Guilty

"We've got enough rocks – what we need is better intelligence."

"I got the tree down, dear."

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

The big questions in life.

"I told you they were magic beans and not to eat them."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

Caller I.Q.

"National security team: we're in crisis. How do we end this Stormy Daniels story once and for all?"

Despite its name, the Thesaurus was quite often at a loss for words.

Temporary Insanity

"You bet I'd love a free trip to Cancún."

Unable to find her way out, Betsy deVos spends the night in the house hearing room.

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