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'I can't believe you just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot!'
It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.
"I've got a new ex girlfriend...she asked me if her new jeans made her look fat...and I simply said, 'don't go blaming the jeans'."
'What's this? I ordered a 'Death cap mushroom' topping!'
"I've been calling your phone number and no one ever answers!"
Snowman melted in front of campfire.
How could you make such a stupid mistake? Don't you dare speak to me like that, who the hell do you think you are?
'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'
'Monologue! I thought you said prepare a monorail.'
'Sign on the dotted line...' OK! (man signs computer screen).
Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.
'Ran the wrong way.'
'$47.50 to find out it wasn't plugged in!!'