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"I have a food question."
Tags:restaurant, waiter, waiters, wait staff, waiting staff, customer service, menu, menus, question, questions, asking questions, eating out, dining out, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, stupid question, stupid questions, obvious question, arrogant, arrogance, oblivious, obliviousness, bad customer, bad customers
"No, writing my book wasn't anything like giving birth. Why would you say such a stupid thing?"
Tags:sexist, sexists, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, child birth, giving birth, ignorant, ignorance, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, comparison, comparisons, stupid question, stupid questions, published author, published authors, book launch, book launches, meet the author
"Does my body make me look fat?"
"Does it hurt when I do this?"
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, examination, examinations, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, knife, knives, stab, stabbing, sword, swords, hurt, pain, painful, injury, injuries, stomach, abdomen, wound, wounds, stupid question, stupid questions, dumb question, dumb questions
'Does your dog bite?' 'Oh, please, please, please, boss, let me handle this one!'
"This is a holdup - you got a problem with that?"
"No, Rick, I'm not hiding. Guess again."
Tags:rock, rocks, boulder, boulders, trap, trapped, traps, crush, crushed, crushes, under, underneath, friend, friends, bystander, by stander, by-stander, watch, onlooker, on-looker, help, unhelpful, hide, hiding, hide and seek, silly question, stupid question, question, ask a stupid question get a stupid answer, visual gag, sight gag, visual joke, sight joke
"Are you sure these are regulation? It's for a lieutenant stationed at 90 Church Street."
Tags:military supplies, military surplus, army, armies, military, war, wars, military grade, deployment, deployments, stint, stints, stationed, regulation, regulations, tribeca, new york city, new york, lieutenant, rank, ranking, ranks, tour of duty, tours of duty, stationed overseas, chair, chairs, chair cushion, chair cushions, salesperson, salespeople, sales clerk, sales clerks, shop, shops, store, stores, shopping, retail, stupid question, stupid questions, customer is always right, stickler, sticklers, world war ii, second world war
'...In the future, please refrain from answering 'duh' on the easier questions.'
"How's the squid?"
Tags:eating out, restaurant, restaurants, salad, fine dining, waiter, waiters, waitstaff, wait staff, service, service industry, cater, catered, catering, food service, food industry, customer, customers, customer's always right, customers always right, squid, squid ink, ink, splatter, mess, messy, messy food, stupid question, stupid, stupid questions, dangerous, danger, messy eater
"You want to be cremated, Victor? When?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor, die, died, dead, death, dying, cremated, cremation, stupid question, dumb question, stupid questions, dumb questions, date, dates
"Where does it hurt..?"
"I always thought there was no such thing as a stupid question. Then I tried to show Grampa how to use Facebook."
Tags:social media, social network, social networks, generation gap, generation gaps, computer skills, it skills, stupid question, siblings, bother, sister, tech support, grandpa, grandfather, grampa, grampie, gampies, elderly, senior citizens, computer, laptop, technophobe, savvy, computer whiz, seniors, computer literature, senior citizen, senior citizens
"So, how many brands of birds do they make?"
Tags:birdwatcher, birdwatchers, birdwatching, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, consumerism, consumer, consumers, generation z, gen z, gen-z, young person, young people, stupid, stupidity, stupid question, stupid questions, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists, brand, brands, shopping, shopper, shoppers
'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'
'Where do I see myself in five years? If you ask one more stupid question, prison.'
"So, where do you see yourself in five thousand years?"
Tags:shinx, the sphinx, ancient egypt, ancient egyptians, pyramids of giza, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, job application, job applications, interviewer, interviewers, interview question, interview questions, cliche, cliches, great sphinx of giza, stupid question, stupid questions, monument, monuments, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists
"No, it's not going to be O.K."
Tags:hell, the devil, devil, sin, sins, sinner, sinners, punishment, punishment, death, eternal damnation, circles of hell, depression, depressed, depressive, depressing, ok, okay, going to be okay, hopeless, hopelessness, futile, futility, stupid question, stupid questions, pointless question, pointlessness
"So, whatcha doing Tinkles?!"
Interview with a coach.
"May I quote you?"
Tags:moses, the 10 commandments, the ten commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, journalist, journalists, journalism, quote, quotes, quoting, taking quotes, off the record, on the record, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, god, the voice of god, voice of god, stupid question, stupid questions, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviews, mount sinai, exodus, book of exodus, old testament
"How come I never see that smile?"
Tags:irony, ironic, couple, couples, artist, artists, art, self portrait, portrait, portraits, self-portrait, portraiture, paint, painter, painting, paints, smile, smiling, why do you think, stupid question, ask a stupid question, couples, couple, married life, marriage, fishwife, fish wife, miser, misers, misery, cranky, grumpy, reality, fantasy, expectation, realities, unhappy, unhappy marriage, nag, nagging
"What gear are we in, biscuit?"
"Have you been waiting long?"
Tags:queue, queues, queuing, long queue, long queues, monotony, monotonous, waiting in line, wait in line, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, bored, boring, boredom, line, lines, lined up, lining up, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, oblivious, obliviousness, stupid question, stupid questions, bad question, bad questions
'Where does it hurt?'