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'No, Adam, 'awesome' is not an acceptable choice of what you want to be when you grow up.'
'Alex, you get a gold star. Colin, you get the, uhm, border around the stars.'
Because she'd always had a crush on the handsome but stupid professor, sometimes at night she'd fix some of his more obvious computational errors.
'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time, Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman'
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'I told you I knew what nine sevens is...'
'Okay this test is scheduled for three hours, Fruit fly, you can be excused if you need to die,'
My child is an honor student at Glasslicker Elementary School.
Sixth grade teacher Linda LeBlanc was having a tough time getting psyched up about the new school year.
How teachers decide what school supplies kids need to buy.
'Did you get my Re: Marriage Proposal'
"The tiny winged beings, Sire, are called gnats."
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In case of fire, change subject.
'I thought 60 was the new 40?'
'I was reviewing your school's expanded course offerings. 'The Poetry of Quantum Mechanics in the Age of Professional Wrestling' seems a bit contrived.'
'This is how we learned things before Wikipedia.'
"Why am I being trained on obsolete equipment?"
'I'm afraid I still have more questions than answers.'
'I know you were elected class president...'
'Haven't you ever heard of statistical manipulation?'
'Who invented arithmetic?' 'Henry the 1/8.'
A teacher sits in front of a blackboard that advertises various school subjects as being for sale.
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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"
'Of course I forgot what I learned last year. I have to make room in my brain for the new stuff.'
Math story problem
"I know how to divide, but want to learn how to divide and conquer."