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30 year old in the Suburbs. 30 year old in Chicago. 30 year old in San Francisco
"You're moving into a place where all the parents live well and all the kids test well."
Tags:move, moving, moving house, moving van, moving vans, new neighborhood, new neighbourhood, good neighbourhood, good neighborhood, good neighbourhoods, good neighborhoods, suburbs, burbs, suburbia, schools, good schools, catchment area, catchment areas, live well, test well, good test results, test results, exams, school tests
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
Tags:jack, jack and the beanstalk, beanstalk, grill, grilling, men, manly, masculine, masculinity, suburban, suburbia, reality, realities, same same, parallel, parallels, monster, monsters, normal, normal life, everyday, seems normal, nursery rhymes, nursery rhyme, rhyme, rhymes, song, songs, fairy, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, bbq, barbecue, middle america
"Yes, I can remember when it was nothing but forest land as far as you could see."
Tags:urban development, develop, development, building, buildings, houses, house, construction, forest, forests, deforestation, tree, trees, cut down, destroy, destroyed, destruction, environment, nature, environmental destruction, housing development, housing developments, real estate, property, properties, suburbs, suburbans, suburbia, shoe, shoes, shoe house, shoe houses, old woman who live in a shoe, old woman, old women, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, rhyme, rhymes, poem, poems, poetry, literature
Tags:suburbia, suburban, urban life, urban living, middle america, modern america, modern life, modern world, urban, urban legend, legend, legends, campfire, camp fire, campfire story, campfire stories, story, stories, spooky, scary, scary story, scary stories, halloween, ghost story, ghost stories, camp, camping, camper, campers, camp out, camp-out, pilates, pilates instructor, middle class, middle classes, millennial, millennials
"I can't believe their flag isn't even wearing a flag pin."
Tags:neighbor, neighbors, neighborhood, neighborhoods, neighbour, neighbours, neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, patriotic, patriots, patriotism, keeping up with the joneses, idiom, idioms, socioeconomic, culture, cultural, inferior, inferiority, superior, superiority, suburbs, suburbia, flag, flags, comparing, comparison, pride, proud
"Do you realize we still have a huge bag of leaves from last year?"
Police Log from Suburbia Heights in Haiku Form
Frosty, The Abominable Snowman
The Hopelessly Middle-Class Jamesons Live Here.
"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."
"We suburb, son; therefore, we grill."
Tags:fathers and sons, bbq, bbqs, barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, suburbs, suburban life, the suburbs, suburbia, middle class, middle classes, the middle class, i think therefore i am, cogito ergo sum, rené descartes, descartes, je pense, donc je suis, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, middle age, middle-aged, middle aged, dad, dads, masculinity
"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."
Tags:barbecue, barbecues, barbeque, barbeques, gender issues, bbq, bbqs, middle age, middle aged, mid life crisis, mid-life crisis, suburban life, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, middle class, middle classes, hyper masculine, hyper masculinity, toxic masculinity, loin cloth, loin cloths, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early man, primitive man
"The Imaginary Playmate Meets the Invisible Fence"
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, invisible fence, invisible fences, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, electric shock, electric shocks, smoke, wisp of smoke, imaginary playmate, imaginary playmates, properties, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, fence, fences, pet fence, pet fences, fenceless boundary, fenceless boundaries
"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."
Tags:party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, up late, bedtime, bedtimes, past bedtime, pretend, pretending, show-off, show off, showing-off, showing off, couple, couples, marriages, difficult relationship, diffiult relationships, relationships, pretence, guest, guests, house guest, house guests, middle class, middle class life, soccer mom, soccer moms, suburbia, suburban life, divorce, divorcing, divorced
"Do you ever miss New York?"
"I can do whatever I want - I come from a safe district."
"So we figured why explore Mars when, closer to home, there's still so much we don't know about the Petersens."
Tags:modern, modern life, suburbia, suburb, suburbs, survey, surveys, science, scientific, scientific discovery, discoveries, explore, explored, exploration, space exploration, space, spacesuit, space shuttle, space ship, space ships, shuttle, lander, rover, mars, mars rover, mars lander, nasa, astronaut, astronauts, rural, the sticks, in the sticks
"The boondocks R us, I guess."
Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse
Tags:suburb, suburbia, suburban, suburbs, country, countryside, rural, rural, city, cities, urban, urbanity, city life, country life, country mouse, town mouse, town, towns, city mouse, mouse, mice, folktale, folktales, fairy, house, housing, houses, talking animal, talking animals, consumerism, consumerist, middle ground, middle-ground, mediation, mediator, differences, regional, regional differences, metaphor, metaphorical, metaphors, that guy, don't be that guy, real estate, realtor, realtors, property ladder, home, home owner, home owners
"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."
Tags:jargon, jargons, office jargon, businessjargon, slang, slangs, lingo, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, dining, fine dining, breakfast, breakfast food, breakfasts, marriage, married, married life, husbands, husband, husbands and wives, wife, wives, jelly, modern life, suburban, suburban life, suburbia, modernity, foodie, foodies, treat, treat yourself, treat yoself, treats, treating
Tags:lawnmower, lawnmowers, pull start lawnmower, pull start lawnmowers, starter cord, starter cords, lawnmower starter cords, gardener, gardeners, middle age, middle aged, weekend, weekends, gardens, middle class, middle classes, suburbs, suburbia, frustration, frustrations, first world problems, recoil starter, recoil starters
Tags:suburban, suburban life, suburbia, season, seasons, autumn, fall, autumn leaves, fall leaves, window dressing, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, contractors, contractors, decorating, decoration, hipster, hipsters, leaf blowing, leaf blower, gardening, gardener, gardeners, deciduous tree, deciduous plant, uniform, uniformity, monotony, monotonous, nonconformist, image, self image, false image, self presentation, appearances, keeping up appearances
"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."
Tags:gun, guns, gun control, second amendment, right to bear arms, firearm, firearms, handgun, weapon, violence, shooting, mass shootings, shootings, school shooting, school shootings, redneck, rednecks, hillbilly, hillbillies, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, agriculture, agricultural, barn, barns, suburb, suburbs, suburbia, suburban, rural, father, fathers, son, sons, kid, kids, child, children, wife, wives, husband, husbands, relationship, relationships, fatherhood, mother, mothers, motherhood
"The Queenpin of Riverside Drive"
Tags:nyc, new york, new york city, city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, urban living, metropolitan, metropolis, urbane, urbanity, lawn, lawn chair, sidewalk, side walk, pavement, pavements, regional, regional dialect, kingpin, kingpins, stereotypes, stereotype, stereotyping, stereotypical, language, slang, slangs, slang words, play on words, word play, word-play, suburbia, suburbs, suburban, suburban mom, suburban moms, woman, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, crimes, criminal, organised, organized, organized crime, organised crime, mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mafia, mafias, mafioso