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Daily Affirmations: 'You can succeed!! You are a Peli-'CAN' not a peli-can't.'
"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."
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Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: Alumnae News
Tags:alum, alums, alumni, alumnae, chance encounter, chance encounters, old friend, old friends, college friend, college friends, art school, art schools, visual arts, visual arts major, visual arts majors, faux pas, cringe, cringes, cringing, awkward, awkward scenario, awkward scenarios, awkward scene, awkward scenes, copywriter, copywriters, writing copy, copy, advertising agency, advertising agencies, career, careers, success, successes, successful, compare, compares, comparing, comparison, comparisons, waitress, waitresses, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property
'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'
'Whew! Five surgeries in one day! Well, let's try to make this last one end on a happy note!'
Three Big Pigs
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'Ms. Jennings, have you seen my 'Organization is the Key to the Success' poster?'
Hoping to build on the success of 'So You Think You Can Dance?' Fox debuts 'So You Think You Can Knit?'
'Success! We created a drug that is effective, quick-acting, and expensive.'
Most Likely to Succeed
"I'm afraid our expedition had been a trifle too successful, professor."
Tags:expedition, expeditions, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, dino, dinos, dinosaur, dinosaurs, pterodactyl, pterodactyls, explorer, explorers, exploration, explorations, exploring, success, successes, successful, find, finds, finding, kidnap, kidnaps, kidnapping, carry off, carries off, carrying off, fly, flies, flying, predator, predators, prehistoric, fossil, fossils, discovery, discoveries
"I love it when it all comes together... not like now of course."
"It was an amazing half hour."
'I owe my success to my mother, who egged me on.'
We are here!
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'I find that if you want to reach your goal sooner, double your failure rate.'
'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'
"And this is my first 77 cents."
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'We don't talk about 'failure' here, we call it 'deferred success'...'
'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'
"Failure is relative- to a dead person, you're a success."
"So why am I still so unhappy?"
Tags:sisyphus, sisyphos, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, ancient greeks, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, completion, achievement, achievements, challenge, challenges, success, successes, post-achievement, post-achievement depression, depression, depressed, depressive, depressives, mental health
"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
"And it was so typically brilliant of you to have invited an epidemiologist."