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Canada's Mark Carney will be next governor of the Bank of England.
"Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do – like kissing up."
"Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do. . . like kissing butt."
Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.
"I told you he was teacher's pet."
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"I can't give you a raise, no matter how much I appreciate all the songs you keep dedicating to me."
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'Gee, I guess publishing a best-selling novel has made me a better teacher.'
'I try never to agree with the boss ... unless he says something.'
"I'm a very funny guy. All my employees say so."
'I need you to be more MORE DECISIVE when agreeing with me.'
'Take this to your boss. It works for me with my teacher.'
'I have a major in Anatomy which helps me in kissing up!'
'It was between you and Fergy, but he gave me this 'World's Greatest Boss' cup, so it's you that's out.'
'Dogs are nothing but kiss-ups.'
'Very profound, sir - let's immortalize it on a t-shirt'
'I see you gave in to your secretary's request for a salary increase!'
Desk sign: 'Brown-nose'.
"Being a 'yes man' does help me be more decisive."
"Get yourself a drink and relax, dear, while I fetch your slippers and the phone bill."
"I want to apologize for not apologizing enough."
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"Before we conclude this meeting, is there anyone who needs to finish sucking up to me?"
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Billy's 1st Day of Private School
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". . . And may I ask . . . who's crawling?"
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"It would help if you brown-nosed a little more."
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