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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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"You should be aware that we already have a strong in-house candidate."
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"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."
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Canada's Mark Carney will be next governor of the Bank of England.
"Everybody gets a raise."
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"When I said I didn't want a bunch of yes-men, I didn't mean that I wanted a bunch of no-men."
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"Well, I think it's drawing far too well."
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"If you're ever sick of anything and your secretary needs some papers signed, I can do your signature perfectly."
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"Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do – like kissing up."
Flattery Getting Someone Somewhere
"If I want another yes-man I'll build one."
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"Let's get to know him. He's being fast tracked to sainthood."
'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'
"Nice touch, Jenkins. I like a man who salutes."
Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.
'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'
'And the crazy thing is - I never knew I was such a funny guy until I got made boss!'
'And around here, Oscar, sniffing the boss's backside is not necessarily seen as a bad thing.'
'I need you to be more decisive when agreeing with me.'
"I think we'd be lucky to have you taking over even if you weren't untainted."
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'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'
'I like your attitude, Brigley.'
Rudolph the Brown-nosed Reindeer
"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"
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