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"You say your biggest faults are working too hard and blind loyalty to your employer. What do you take me for… An idiot?"
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Canada's Mark Carney will be next governor of the Bank of England.
"When I said I didn't want a bunch of yes-men, I didn't mean that I wanted a bunch of no-men."
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"Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do – like kissing up."
Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do...like kissing ass.
'I just want you to know, sir, that I have always been a big fan of your income.'
'And around here, Oscar, sniffing the boss's backside is not necessarily seen as a bad thing.'
"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"
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“Yes, sir, Ira, considering that you share eight percent of your genes with the common flatworm, you’ve done all right.”
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"We're letting you go Tom...I've found a piece of software that can suck up to me twice as effectively and at a fraction of your salary!"
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"Oh sure, we cut labor costs by replacing humans with machines but now there's nobody to suck up to me!"
"Don't worry, Bob. There are some jobs a robot just can't do. . . like kissing butt."
"I hear he's the teacher's pet."
"I told you he was teacher's pet."
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"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"
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"I can't give you a raise, no matter how much I appreciate all the songs you keep dedicating to me."
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"Teacher, I brought you an Apple."
"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."
"Fenwick, do you see any mistletoe on my coattail?"
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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'
"I really like that picture. You got my good side."
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"I wanted to meet outside the office to tell you...your brown nosing is getting worse."
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"Something to take the sting out of four Bs and two Cs ... "
"I think 'brown nosing' beats 'nose to the grindstone' every time."