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'It's called hipposuction.'
Vacuum salesman has accidentally sucked up the baby during a demo - '...And now let me demonstrate the incredible suction power of the Supa-Vac...'
A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.
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"That's strange. I've just had the weirdest feeling that I'm actually moving backwards!"
'Stop! Stop! It's only July.'
"And now with extra powerful dust suction!"
"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."
'Uh, Mr. Dillard, the suction tool is not designed for cleaning ears.'
"This straw sucks! 'Er not."
Hand dryer sucks up entire person.
Manager Jerry Kindale had found a simple, direct way to fire employees.
Dr. Mooglum made two mistakes. First, he stuck the stethoscope on the patient's forehead, and secondly, he replaced the end with a suction cup.
'Pull the cord! The vacuum works now!'
'Help I can't move. It's the suction.'
Vacuum cleaner salesman's job really sucks!
'Don't use too much suction on that Chihuahua, Teresa.'
"Switch it off! Switch it off!"
'I told you to cut DOWN on the vaccuum!'
'It don't hurt none... but I can't get it off neither.'
Help! I can't move! It's the suction.
'it's about the new extractor fan you fitted...'
Lady ruining the jigsaw puzzle of her husband with her vacuum cleaner.
'Perhaps half-power would have been better!'