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'Maybe his name is Sue?'
High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.
'And as a new client of our law firm, you get this nifty neck brace to wear in court.'
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
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"Sorry, we're not that kind of circuit court."
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The next few years would be very litigious,
Flying somersault, half twist with a lawsuit
"At this time the family is grieving and suing."
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'...They were on the verge of working out the problem themselves.'
'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"
"This firm has a long history of bringing gravitas to frivolous lawsuits."
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(Ooooh, my neck is sooo stiff! I may have a suit against my parents!)
"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
'I have reason to believe that my sister is getting a bigger allowance than me. I think you and mom should be more forthcoming and transparent.'
"The sooner I start smoking, the sooner I get my big settlement from the tobacco companies."
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"You should take these in the presence of an attorney."
Sue the Author: 1pm-3pm
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Tags:carcinoma, carcinomas, carcinogenic, smoking, smoker, smokers, bad habit, bad habits, cancer, cancers, lung cancer, sue, suing, law suit, law suits, unethical, immoral, tobacco, no smoking, thank you for not smoking, unhealthy, unhealthiness, addictive, addiction, nicotine, nicotine addiction, nicotine addicts, nicotine addicts, modern life, capitalism, capitalist, capitalists
"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"
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"I think I speak for all of us."
"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."
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I sue negligent children!
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