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'Maybe his name is Sue?'
High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
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The next few years would be very litigious,
'...They were on the verge of working out the problem themselves.'
"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"
'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
'I have reason to believe that my sister is getting a bigger allowance than me. I think you and mom should be more forthcoming and transparent.'
"I think I speak for all of us."
'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'
'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'
Hit by a golf ball and injured...
"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."
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"Your case is pretty weak. I suggest preëmptive litigation."
"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
"Mr. Packard will sue you now."
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'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'
"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."
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'This is your lucky day!'
'We're rebranding to make it harder to sue us.'
'Legal say that 'Be my Valentine' opens us up to sexual harrassment claims, they suggest 'dear individual of indeterminate or any gender would you consider accepting the role of being my person of special interest'.'
'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.
'You may see a great creation, Dr. Frankenstein... but I only see a great heck of a Product Liability Problem.'