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'Maybe his name is Sue?'
High in the central Andes, the legal eagles build their nests, hunt for food and suet the bejesums out of each other.
Danger! Litigators, retrieve golf balls at your own risk.
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"Sorry, we're not that kind of circuit court."
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The next few years would be very litigious,
'...They were on the verge of working out the problem themselves.'
"Does it hurt when my attorney does this?"
'No. It's not a past girlfriend. I'm a tort lawyer.'
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"I don't like the look of these. I better send them up to legal."
'I have reason to believe that my sister is getting a bigger allowance than me. I think you and mom should be more forthcoming and transparent.'
"I think I speak for all of us."
I sue negligent children!
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"You want daddy to sue and make it all better?"
'Our only option is to improve quality or hire more lawyers.'
'I represent this laboratory rat. We're suing your tobacco company for $5 billion.'
"I believe I can speak for both of us."
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Hit by a golf ball and injured...
"Someday I hope to encounter a defective product that might entitle me to compensation."
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"Oops. I aggravated an old arbitration injury."
"Your case is pretty weak. I suggest preëmptive litigation."
"You look great for someone who's just come through two years of litigation."
'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'
"Mr. Packard will sue you now."
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"We'd prefer a beheading, but we've decided to sue you instead."
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