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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
'Would the person who's inhaling the very life out of this meeting please stop it right now?'
'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'
'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'
"You're not being held captive - You'd suffocate if I let you out of there!"
'Perhaps we should have added airholes to the 'Lawyer of the Month' showcase.'
'Stop panting there's not enough air.'
'Waiter, more water!'
Worms get their revenge.
Bag for Life.
'The next time you bury your father in the sand, start at his feet instead of his head.'
'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'
'This tooth has a very deep root in it!'
'Oh, now the old bowl looks pretty good, huh? Didn't I tell you the water's always bluer on the other side of the glass?'
Man using to much bug spray
'He won't hurt you, he's only being friendly.'
'Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Kornwinkle.'
'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'
"Perhaps we should have added air holes to the Games Designer of the Month showcase."
Coiled snake.'Act calm,relax,take a deep breath and reach for your knife slowly.'
"I'm sorry to say your husband took so many antioxidants, he suffocated."
"And who ordered the smothered chicken?"
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Will Smother With Kindness