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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."
"I need more space, Larry."
'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'
"I don't know, Cheryl...I just feel trapped in this relationship."
"No, I get it. At some point, every friend I've ever had needs to take a break from me."
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"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."
'Open it quick before he suffocates.'
"Looks like he was smothered with a bag-for-life!"
"You're not being held captive - You'd suffocate if I let you out of there!"
"Wow, look at him go! He's done 900 press-ups easy!"
'Perhaps we should have added airholes to the 'Lawyer of the Month' showcase.'
'Stop panting there's not enough air.'
'Waiter, more water!'
'I'm worried about my breathing.'
Worms get their revenge.
Bag for Life.
'I want you to hold your breath until you turn blue.'
'The next time you bury your father in the sand, start at his feet instead of his head.'
'This tooth has a very deep root in it!'
Man using to much bug spray
'He won't hurt you, he's only being friendly.'
Please don't feed the fish.
'Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Kornwinkle.'
'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'