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"Sometimes it's better to dress for the job you have."
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"They were pleasant enough at the beginning."
'I can't save your husband, but I can save you 20%!'
'The good news is that you don't have apnea. The bad news is that Fluffy sleeps on your face.'
'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'
(South Beached Whales)
Sucking up Greenhouse gas.
"No, I get it. At some point, every friend I've ever had needs to take a break from me."
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"I had to leave the lid off the cookie jar so my pet frog doesn't suffocate."
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"I repeat, the situation is no longer fluid."
'I've been feeling depressed lately, James...start the engine.'
'Open it quick before he suffocates.'
"Looks like he was smothered with a bag-for-life!"
'Don't make me use my chemical weapons...'
"You're not being held captive - You'd suffocate if I let you out of there!"
"Thi is my preferred choice as I'm on a detox."
'Perhaps we should have added airholes to the 'Lawyer of the Month' showcase.'
'Waiter, more water!'
"Turning blue...breathing difficulty...I think he is allergic to our new pet, doctor."
'Perhaps we should have added airholes to the 'Employee of the Month' showcase.'
Bag for Life.
'It was hell! I thought I was going to die until they waterboarded me!'
'This tooth has a very deep root in it!'
Crisp New England Air.
'It appears he got stuck trapped inside his invisible box and suffocated.'