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'Have you got any of that white stuff?'
"So how long is your extended administrative leave?"
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"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
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'I have your test results. Your sugar is too high.'
The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
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'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'
"I don't care what they do, as long as they don't mess with the thirty-two-ounce martini."
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"I'm afraid they've decided to stop kidding around!"
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Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'
Halloween Food Pyramid,
'Miss Frimley, do I take sugar'
"Really, Kevin! You'll ruin your teeth!"
'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'
'So how would you like your coffee...Small, Large or Intravenous???'
'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'
'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.
Placebonex: 'Make sure to take it every day, otherwise the effect wears off.'
"I may be awake for a while. I just dreamed that I ate an entire pound of sugar."
"Cut down on smoking, drinking, meat, sugar and get out of the stock market."
'What about Trans Fats?!'
'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'
Bake Shop / Crack Co-cake $10.
'I'm a purist. I don't take anything in my Vanilla Mocha Dulce Latte.'