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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!
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The Land Of Milk And Honey: Day 1
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'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'
'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.
'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'
"You're a very complex carbohydrate."
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'And do you, Peter, promise to eat only fresh, natural foods, forsaking all sugars, junk foods and additives?'
'Trade you lunches?'
'Can I get just a little bit of coffee with my sugar, please.'
'I know they're hyper. They're just full of sugar.'
"As his nanny she would have known about his diabetes and et she gave him spoonfuls, yes spoonfuls, of sugar."
"I thought you were trying to go carb-free?"
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"Both my parents have given up cake for Lent, so if there's any cake to be eaten, I guess it's up to me."
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'It used to be loving spoonfuls and lots of sugar, but lately all he does is stir up trouble.'
'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'
"With this new diagnosis of diabetes you're going to have to make some lifestyle changes."
"Is that how you really feel or is all that sweetness artificial?"
Sugar Co - "We could advertise it as 100% salt free."
Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.
Sugar and Margarine
'That's just a warning to lay off the cream-filled doughnuts and start getting some exercise,'
You're in violation of several bylaws, ma'am: Too many peppermint sticks, gingerbread shingles, sugar pollution of storm sewers - And with all the kids we've seen go in there, your occupancy clearly exceeds ordinances.
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SORRY,,, A creature was stirring,
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'Doc, I'll cut out anything as long as it isn't sugar, fat or booze.'
Fruit fly small talk: 'We're getting too much sugar. Let's switch to vegetables.'