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A tombstone with an epitaph that reads "Tuned in, turned on, dropped out, dropped in, worked out, saved up, dropped dead."
'I like regular books better than ebooks. Ebooks don't have a summary on the book jacket that you can copy.'
"Harris, I can read the annual report without the hand-holding, thank you very much."
'Here is where the lying began.'
'With a click of a key I can add objectives and a medial summary to each lesson plan. I wish it was that easy to add respect for teachers to each student.'
Spark Notes Wedding Vows
'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'
The Origin Of Cliff's Notes
'To summarize: The visual joke brings on a very fast reaction but the verbal joke is more widely quoted and is remembered longer.'
"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."
"First let me give you my conspectus."
'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'
"Awopbopaloobopalopbamboom sums it up nicely."
"Skip the blow by blow. Just condense it into a couple of barks."