Summary Cartoons and Comics

A tombstone with an epitaph that reads "Tuned in, turned on, dropped out, dropped in, worked out, saved up, dropped dead."

'I like regular books better than ebooks. Ebooks don't have a summary on the book jacket that you can copy.'

"Harris, I can read the annual report without the hand-holding, thank you very much."

"Just give me the broad strokes."

' . . . In summing up, the future looks bright for those of us who can manage to avoid incarceration.'

'Here is where the lying began.'

'With a click of a key I can add objectives and a medial summary to each lesson plan. I wish it was that easy to add respect for teachers to each student.'

Spark Notes Wedding Vows

'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'

"Then bake at 375 for forty-five minutes."

"As a summation of our work it's pretty accurate...apart from the beginning, middle and end of all the words in between!"

The Origin Of Cliff's Notes

'To summarize: The visual joke brings on a very fast reaction but the verbal joke is more widely quoted and is remembered longer.'

The Month of January

He does have a succinct way of summarizing a situation.

"To summarize the year: we were taken over, we took over, we were taken over and we took over."

"First let me give you my conspectus."

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

'Here's a quick summary of the weather....BLEAH!'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"Awopbopaloobopalopbamboom sums it up nicely."

"I'll take these and get back to you for the rest tomorrow"

"Skip the blow by blow. Just condense it into a couple of barks."