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Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

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'If your cell phone has five hundred minutes, and you use one of them during this class, how long will you be in detention?'

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maths, mathematic, mathematics, lesson, lessons, class, classes, teacher, teachers, school, schools, discipline, disciplines, detention, detentions, punishment, punishments, sum, sums, mobile, mobiles, regulation, regulations, cell, cells, message, messages, contract, contracts"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."

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'I proved that when you start to count your blessings, you find that they're infinite.'

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I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

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accountancy, accountants, accountant, numbers, budget, management, managers, office, figures, figure, number, number crunching, sums, audit, careers, career, acting, actor, finance, accountancy, writer, writers, auditing, audit, pension, pensions, careers, career choice"You're warm now, Alec - very, very warm."

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'Could I have some computer time to troubleshoot this problem?'

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education, classrooms, lesson, lessons, troubleshooting, maths, mathematician, mathematicians, teach, blackboard, answer, sum, sums, classroom, students, student, pupils, pupil, teacher, teachers, arithmetic, math, mathematics, troubleshoot, computer, technology'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

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budget, budgeting, figures, maths, sums, inland revenue, tax, taxes, taxation, treasury, training, taxing, irs, internal revenue, inland revenueAnd this is a little ditty I wrote called 'the third quarters profit and loss account' ...Colin often wished that he'd followed his first love and taken up a career as a musician

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'Every week a sum of money the size of this rainforest disappears to service the UK's national debt.'

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"What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong,"

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"The whole is greater than the sum of its parts and labor."

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