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'He said it was going to be sunny and warm, but it's cold and rainy. So I stopped by the tv station, kidnapped the weather guy, and brought him here to the picnic to get soaked with the rest of us. Can you blame me?'
"If I had known you were going to wear the thong I would have killed myself."
Tags:boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, swimsuits, bathing suit, bathing suits, swimming costume, swimming costumes, swim trunks, beachwear, summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, embarrassed, embarrassing, exaggerated, exaggerate, exaggerating, dramatic, confident, confidence, nagging, nag, bother, bothering, annoy, annoying, pestering, pestered
'For cryin' out loud! Can't you forget about work for just one day?!'
"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."
Tags:desert, deserts, hot sun, sun, beating sun, waste, wasteland, wastes, dune, dunes, sand, sands, mirage, mirages, retreat, retreats, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, working world, work life, working life, work life balance, buried, buried up tot he neck, neck deep, corporate, corporation, corporations, travelling, desperate, desperation, enough, enough is enough
Tags:snowman, snowmen, snow man, snow men, melt, melts, melting, melted, beg, begs, begging, beggar, beggars, begged, donate, donates, donating, donation, donations, ice cube, ice cubes, snow, snows, snowy, sun, suns, sunny, desperate, desperation, bum, bums, homeless, homelessness, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"I suppose it was just a matter of time before they roofed the whole thing over."
Tags:city, cities, industrial, industrialization, industrialisation, industrialise, industrialize, industrializing, industrialising, roof, roofs, roof over, roofs over, roofing over, natural light, light, vitamin d, sun, suns, sunlight, urban, urban area, urban areas, metropolis, metropolises, cityscape, cityscapes, stifle, stifles, stifling, oppressive, oppressing, oppress
"Welcome to the Cirque du Soleil!"
A businessman buys an umbrella from a street vendor.
Tags:ice cream, ice cream man, ice cream men, vendor, vendors, street vendor, street vendors, street cart, street carts, paletero, entitled, entitlement, rich, riches, rich man, rich men, cool off, cools off, cooling off, umbrella, sun, sun umbrella, heat wave, heat waves, hot day, hot days, bright, brightness, glare, glares
"Wait! Come Back!"
Tags:cave, caveman, prehistory, prehistoric, pre historic, pre-historic, pre-history, cavemen, neanderthal, neanderthals, homo sapien, homo sapiens, homo erectus, early man, early men, stone age, stone-age, stone ages, stone-ages, dark age, dark-age, iron age, iron ages, bronze age, bronze ages, misunderstanding, education, educate, sunset, beautiful sunset, sun, sunshine, setting sun, misunderstood, dumb, dumber, idiot, idiots, idiocy, race the sun, chase the sun, visual gag, visual joke, irony, dramatic irony, ironic
"What if I get wet? Or sandy? I don't work well in the sun?"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, monster, doctor frankenstein, solar, solar power, renewable, renewables, environment, environmental, environmentalism, climate, climates, climate change, tech, technology, panel, panels, renewable energies, renewable energy, sun, sunshine, sunlight, solar powered, efficiency, earth, planet earth, steward, stewardship
"Stop complaining. You've got the sun in the mor
'Great - just great! Sunspots! Always before a big date.'
'He's our power hitter - but only on sunny days.'
"You really need some sun."
'Caution slippery pyramid' sign on ancient Egyptian pyramids.
'So there I am, trying to get some sun, when these 12 idiots come along and keep pushing me back in.'
Ants sunbathing under a magnifying glass.
The tanning channel.
While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
Tags:joke, jokes, old joke, old jokes, corny joke, corny jokes, red all over, sun, sunburn, sunburns, suntan, suntans, suntanning, tan, tans, tanning, book review, book reviews, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, read, reads, reading, burn, burns, burning, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
'Thank goodness I remembered to bring my sweatband.'
Tags:castaway, castaways, lost, deserted, desert, deserts, sweat, sweats, sweating, sweated, sweater, sweaters, sweatband, sweatbands, remember, remembers, remembered, remembering, vital, vitals, sun, burn, burning, burns, heat, heats, crawl, crawling, crawls, crawled, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"For those of you headed to the office, today will be 68 degrees and fluorescent."
Tags:fluorescence, fluorescent, luminescence, breakfast, cereal, breakfast cereal, news, weather, weatherman, weather forecast, forecast, temperature, sun, sunshine, electromagnetic, electromagnetic radiation, radiation, light, ultraviolet, ultraviolet rays, ultraviolet light, science, scientist, scientists, meteorologist, meteorologists
"Are you drinking plenty of water?"
Tags:summer, summertime, sun, sunny, heat, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, squirrel, squirrels, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, concern, concerned, sympathetic, caring, dehydrated, dehydration, hydrate, hydration, water