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Sun may cause cancer.
'Since we can't beat global warming, I decided to try to adapt.'
Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.
Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!
'Ah! This is the life...' - 'No phones. No computers. No hassle.' - 'All I have to do is lie out in the sun...' - '...and fret endlessly about skin cancer.'
'How do you think they put the health warning on it?'
'Did you just curdle?'
'That cloud looks like a sheep.'
'Harold, you forgot to wear sunscreen again didn't you?'
"Come out, honey. I found the sunscreen."
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To encourage the kids to wear sunscreen, Bonnie used age-enhancing software.
SPF30 dunktank $3
A woman sunbathes nude on an Easter Island head.
A pair of yoga instructors use beds of nails on the beach.
Total Scum Block
'Harris, this is not what is meant by a 'working vacation'!'
This one won't come off in the rain.
'... And we'll also sue for loss of your tan.'
'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.
Should have used a higher SPF...