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'Arnie fell asleep under his beach chair.'
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'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'
"Why do you think you forgot the sunscreen?"
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Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.
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SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion
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'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'
No sunscreen. Please help.
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'You're the fairest of them all. That's why you have to use sunscreen.'
"Geez- you used all the sunscreen?"
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Even among fellow climate sceptics, Brian was considered 'a bit hard core'.
"With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!"
In all the excitement of the beaches opening, Harold forgot to apply sun block...
Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'
'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'
Child complaining while his mother putting on total 'son' block.
Total Scum Block
'After you're shorn, come and see me: I have sunscreen...'
Beach goer squeezes sun block tube and a t-shirt pops out.
'I don't suppose you have any SPF 10,000 sun block?'
'This isn't sun block! It's your penis enlarging cream!'
SPF 1000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who are farmers.