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"No, you said you'd bring lemon juice!"
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SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion
Darling, you should have asked me to put sun tan lotion on your back and not the kids!
'This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes this, was the wild west!'
'You're the fairest of them all. That's why you have to use sunscreen.'
To encourage the kids to wear sunscreen, Bonnie used age-enhancing software.
SPF30 dunktank $3
"I did warn you about the heat in Greece, Mrs. Marsdon, a sunburnt tongue is no laughing matter."
"Don't forget to put some sunscreen on your tongue."
Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'
Sun Tan Lotion and Wood Stain.
Protection from the sun.
'... And we'll also sue for loss of your tan.'
Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion
SPF 1000, the Sun Block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires who work on road crews.
This was the life the young cowboy had dreamed of! Where else could you find people out in the sun with no regard for sunscreen?! Yes THIS, was the WILD WEST!
A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.
'This was caused by the seaside resort water. You're allergic to baby-pee and sun tan lotion.'
This sun block lotion is so strong, it protects you from sun, lightning strikes, nuclear radiation, and will block cell phone transmissions at 50 feet!
'You know the rule, new guy carries the lotion.'
Camel carrying sun block.
"Time to do your back,luv."