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"I'm going for a tan somewhere between the Kardashians and what little hair Trump has left.@
'Better cover-up sweetie, you're starting to burn!'
"I'm just going to relax. I'm not even putting on nail polish."
Solar powered tanning bed.
The Constantly Texting Tanner
"Don't you just love the beach, dear?"
'Well no wonder it didn't work!'
'I smell something burning.'
'You don't have to protect me from the butterfly.'
'How's the executive training program, going?'
"I can't wait to check the weather to see if it's nasty back home!"
'Julie? Please tell the boss I can't come in today. I'm receiving emergency treatment for a skin condition.'
"Good news... I've left the air conditioner on so the house will be cool when we get home."
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Safe Sunbathing: 'And you're sure there's no risk at all?'
'Towels, beach-ball, frisbee, we're all set: Let's go and beach ourselves...'
"He wants to be beach buggy ready."
Tags:car, cars, car pride, car proud, beach buggies, beach vehicle, beach vehicles, car wash, car washes, car washing, chore, chores, cleaning, beach buggy, clean, polish, polishing, fit, fitness, body, gym, gyms, garage, garages, beachbuggy, beachbuggies, beach-buggy, beach-buggies, beach body, beach bodies, beach-body, beach-bodies, ready, sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, sunbaths, carwash, carwashes, car-wash, car-washes, bikini body, bikini bodies
'Relax dear, the tide isn't due in for ages.'
'What about all this rubbish you've left lying around?' '
'The cruise was great: Of course, I was on the Sundeck all the time warming myself...'
Tags:lizard, lizards, reptile, reptiles, hedgehog, hedgehogs, cruise, cruises, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, vacationing, holidaying, cruise ship, cruise ships, sundeck, sundecks, sun deck, sun decks, sunbathers, sunbathing, sunbath, sunbaths, cold blooded, coldblooded, cold-blooded, herpetology, herpetologist, herpetologists
'It's psychological I know, but it makes me feel warmer...'
'...I said we've been marooned.'
'Are you asleep, or are you still reading?'
'Remind me again, are we hopeless old has-beens or fashionable retro?'
'I recommend SPF 30 and shade.'