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Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.
'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'
'No, you can't use the microwave as a tanning booth for your doll.'
The Constantly Texting Tanner
Solar powered tanning bed.
Once you are away - relax completely.
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'No, they don't sell furniture, it's the local sunbed salon.'
Egg in tanning salon
'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)
"What was she thinking?!?"
W"ell yes. I do use a sunbed! Why do you ask?"
'Place this little thermometer on your belly button. When it pops up, you're done.'
'Fake tan? Not me!'
"I see a tunnel with at the the end a bright, white, light..."
'Perhaps you ladies would like to see our 'fast tanning' sunbeds?'
Custer's last tan.
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50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon
Zero Gravity Chairs.
"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."
'We're trying to attract the pink pound.'
'Let's call it a modern way of working!'
"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."