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Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.
'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'
'No, you can't use the microwave as a tanning booth for your doll.'
The Constantly Texting Tanner
Solar powered tanning bed.
Once you are away - relax completely.
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'No, they don't sell furniture, it's the local sunbed salon.'
Egg in tanning salon
"What was she thinking?!?"
'Place this little thermometer on your belly button. When it pops up, you're done.'
'Fake tan? Not me!'
"I see a tunnel with at the the end a bright, white, light..."
'Perhaps you ladies would like to see our 'fast tanning' sunbeds?'
50 Shades of Brown: Tanning Salon
Zero Gravity Chairs.
'We're trying to attract the pink pound.'
"There's a product recall for that sunbed you ordered last week..."
"It was 2am and time for another unauthorized tanning session for the boys on the crematorium's night shift."
'Let's call it a modern way of working!'
'We have every artificial tanning method under the sun.'
'And we don't discriminate against people of colour.'
'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'
'Rare, medium or well done?'