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'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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"That's so last summer."
Tags:summer, summertime, sun, sunshine, beach, beaches, swim, swimming, swimmer, bathing suit, swimsuit, swim trunks, swimming costume, sunscreen, sunblock, sun cream, spf, sunburn, sunburnt, sun poisoning, solar panels, solar panel, electricity, sunlight, absorb sun, energy, science, scientist, scientists, tanning, tan, tanned, tanning bed, tanning salon, fashion, fashionista, fashionistas, green, green energy, green lifestyle, green lifestyles
"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
Tags:ultraviolet, ultraviolet rays, radiation, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burnt, sunscreen, suntan lotion, insect, insects, warning, warnings, health warning, health warnings, safety, safety warning, safety warnings, health and safety, sunscreen, sunscreens, lotion, lotions, swimmer, swimmers, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'
"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
Tags:warning, warnings, burn, burns, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunburned, shirtless, shirtlessness, let off, let off with a warning, spf 50, sunblock, bad idea, bad ideas, police, police department, police departments, cop, cops, park scene, park scenes, public park, public parks, park, parks, faux pas
'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
Tags:bad listener, bad listening, too late, burn, burnt, burned, sunburn, sunburned, sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, suntan, suntan lotion, lotion, lotions, skin protection, spf, sun, sunny, summer, summertime, forget, forgetful, forgot, cooked, baked, fried, ashes, dead, death, dying, died, die, beach, beaches, tanning, tanned, tan, regret, regrets, regretful
'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'
'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'
'You're going to get baked out there. At least put on some butter or sour cream.'
"I've read another sixty-two pages. Time to turn over."
Tags:sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunbathe, sunbathes, sunbathing, turn over, turns over, turning over, reminder, reminders, remind, reminding, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach trip, beach trips, skin cancer, skin cancer risk, carcinogen, carcinogens, carcinogenic, read, reads, reader, readers
"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.
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Parliament returns after 5 week break: "You must be exhaused after your four weeks researchign fishing quota management systems in the Bahamas."
Sun cream factor 5000.
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Sunburnt polar bear due to Global warming.
'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'
Tags:sun tan, sunburn, sun, sunstroke, sunscreen, sun screen, factor 50, factor 95, precaution, precautions, over cautious, weather, sunny, hot weather, weather, global warming, environment, environmental, environmental change, climate change, temperature increase, climate, child, children, parent, gp, doctor, nhs, patient, parenting
"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"