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'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
"You should really wear a hat."
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"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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"That's so last summer."
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"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
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'Yech...I hate when they put that sauce on.'
"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
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'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'
Pass the SPF 20,000
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"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
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"No, you said you'd bring lemon juice!"
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'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'
'The sun lounge book of melanomas.'
'You're going to get baked out there. At least put on some butter or sour cream.'
"I've read another sixty-two pages. Time to turn over."
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"Sunlight can age your skin...but there are other ways of protecting yourself."
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
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Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.
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Parliament returns after 5 week break: "You must be exhaused after your four weeks researchign fishing quota management systems in the Bahamas."