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"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
Tags:joke, jokes, old joke, old jokes, corny joke, corny jokes, red all over, sun, sunburn, sunburns, suntan, suntans, suntanning, tan, tans, tanning, book review, book reviews, newspaper, newspapers, paper, papers, read, reads, reading, burn, burns, burning, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
"Screens out harmful ultraviolet rays, conditions skin, repels insects, won't wash off while swimming, will not stain most fabrics. Warning: Contact with eyes, ears, nose, or mouth may be fatal."
Tags:ultraviolet, ultraviolet rays, radiation, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burnt, sunscreen, suntan lotion, insect, insects, warning, warnings, health warning, health warnings, safety, safety warning, safety warnings, health and safety, sunscreen, sunscreens, lotion, lotions, swimmer, swimmers, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach holiday, beach holidays
"I'm just going to give you a warning this time, and some SPF 50."
Tags:warning, warnings, burn, burns, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunburned, shirtless, shirtlessness, let off, let off with a warning, spf 50, sunblock, bad idea, bad ideas, police, police department, police departments, cop, cops, park scene, park scenes, public park, public parks, park, parks, faux pas
Pass the SPF 20,000
Tags:sunscreen, suntan lotion, sun lotion, sun, sunburn, sunburns, easily burnt, burn easily, frankensteins monster, frankenstein, dracula, vampire, vampires, sun, sunny, sunbathing, sunbathe, mary shelley, shelley, bram stoker, stoker, gothic literature, gothic novel, gothic novels, beach holiday, spf, vampire lore, lore, monster, monsters
'You should put some more lotion on sweetie... you're starting to peel!'
"I've read another sixty-two pages. Time to turn over."
Tags:sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, sunbathe, sunbathes, sunbathing, turn over, turns over, turning over, reminder, reminders, remind, reminding, beach, beaches, beach vacation, beach vacations, beach trip, beach trips, skin cancer, skin cancer risk, carcinogen, carcinogens, carcinogenic, read, reads, reader, readers
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
Helmet Tan Line
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist.
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Sun cream factor 5000.
Tags:sun cream, sunscreen, sunscreens, sun screen, sun screens, sun creams, spf, high spf, high spfs, factor, factors, high factor, high factors, sunburn, sunburns, sun burn, sun burns, holidays, tourism, travel, holidays, vacation, vacations, beach vacation, beach vacations, pale skin, easily burned, easily burnt
Sunburnt polar bear due to Global warming.
"Judging by your tan I can see you play golf too."
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golfing, golf addict, golf addicts, golfing addict, golfing addicts, golfing addiction, golfing addictions, golf addiction, golf addictions, tan line, tan lines, massages, masseuse, masseuses, masseur, masseurs, chiropractor, chiropractors, chiropractics, tan, tans, sunburn, sunburns, sun burn, sun burns
"I don't want to get sunburns, you know. You should also wear sunscreen."
Some questioned Violet's commitment, but the truth is, she was just a sun smart pioneer!!
No sunscreen. Please help.
Tags:homelessness, homeless, sunscreen, uv rays, sun screen, sun cream, suncream, sun block, sunburn, sunburns, sun burn, sun burns, skin cancer, sunbathers, sunbathing, tan, tans, tanning, vacation, begging, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, panhandle, life's a beach, vagrant, vagrants, tramp, tramps, sun worship, sun worshiping
The Patchwork Suntan
"If it's not safe to go in the water and it's not safe to go in the sun, why did you bring me here?"
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, water, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, safe, safety, unsafe, protect, protection, water safety, swimming, drowning, danger, dangerous, risky, sun, sunny, uv rays, uv, sunburn, sunburns, cancer, skin cancer, heatstroke, pollution, water pollution, ozone depletion, bored, boring, limited, restricted, complaint, complaints, complaining, whining, whinging, environment, environmental issues, environmental problems
Victorian summer. Sunburnt shins.
Tags:victorian values, victorian morals, 19th century, nineteenth century, historian, historians, dress code, dress codes, modest, moral, morals, morality, swimming costume, swimming costumes, sunburn, sunburns, modesty, fashion, clothes, style, swimwear, swimming, suntan, suntans, sunburnt, health, beauty, clothes, doctor, health warning
'Well no wonder it didn't work!'
"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."
"Valerie, I think we should increase our S.P.F."
Tags:spf, s.p.f., sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, sunbathe, sunbathes, sunbathes, uv ray, uv rays, u.v. ray, u.v. rays, ultraviolet ray, ultraviolet rays, skin cancer, burn, burns, burning, sunburn, sunburns, sunburned, sunburning, sun burn, sun burns, sun burning, sun lotion, tan, tans, tanning, lie out, lies out, lying out, lay out, lays out, laying out, relax, relaxes, relaxing, unhealthy, vulture, vultures, vultures circling, warning sign, warning signs, early warning, early warnings, skincare, skin protection
'Another pint of sun lotion.'
Tags:summertime, beer garden, beer gardens, sun lotion, sun lotions, sun cream, sun creams, suntan, suntans, suncream, suncreams, summer time, summer-time, summer times, summer weather, summer, summers, pint, pints, sunburn, sunburns, sun burn, sun burns, beer garden, beer gardens, outdoors, skin care, heatwave, heatwaves, heat-wave, heat-waves, heat wave, heat waves
Tags:tan, tans, tanning, sunbathing, sunbathers, beach, beaches, beach-goer, beach-goers, sun bathing, sun bather, sun bathers, seaside, seashore, seashores, flipper, flippers, spatula, spatulas, fried, flip, flip over, turn, turn over, done, cooked, high time, giant, large, sunburn, sunburns, sunburning, burn, burns, burning, fry, fries, frying
'How do you like the new solar-enhancing windows dear?'