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"I'm going to get a paper. Be right back."
"Want to come over Sunday, watch the game, and help me start dreading Monday?"
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"I keep thinking it's Sunday."
"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"
"This is Sunday. Monday's down the hall."
"Stop me if you've heard this one before."
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"I'll never forget my father, near death, saying 'get me a pen... I'm going to change my will.' But it was Sunday, and all the stationery stores were closed."
"The Lord works in mysterious ways ??" except on Sundays, when I take over."
Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?
"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles."
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And on the Seventh Day...
"New York 'Times,' Saturday crossword, 1999, twenty-two minutes, ballpoint."
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"That reminds me. The church pot luck dinner is Sunday."
Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.
"Actually, they all feel like Sundays."
'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'
'God rested on the seventh day - but he wasn't putting his kid through college.'
First Church: Thy shalt not blog against thy neighbor.
'Now we've had our loft changed into a bedroom, the vicar's preaching to the converted.'
'Oh, retirement is okay, I guess, but I miss looking forward to the weekends.'
"Attendance is always down the Sunday after Father's Day. They all get fishing gear."
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"Freshly ground pepper?"
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