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'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'
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'Do you think we may be holding our new Sunday morning services too early?'
"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."
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"Every Sunday, the same thing: we watch the ducks from Bow Bridge, I think about pushing you in, and then we go to that stupid Mexican place."
'That's how the people at the early service look.'
"I miss having breakfast in a little open air cafe by the ocean and reading papers on Sunday morning and having someone complain to me about the government."
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"My wife made me come to the early service."
"Hey Frank, any plans for after church?"
"Wouldn't ya know it! Sunday morning, and some a******s house is on fire, or he's having a heart attack. or the cops are..."
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"I like how we've changed our routine by going to the cafe Sunday mornings."
'Next time the pastor asks if you know what his sermon was about, the answer is not about three hours.'
'Ah, this is what Sunday mornings are all about...' - '...lying in bed until late all tucked up under a warm duvet...' - '...contemplating everything that's wrong with my life.'
'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'
'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'
'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'
'It will be nice to have the words of my sermon there but it could be distracting to run football scores ... '
'If you were at the super bowl, you would not want to leave before the game was over.'
'Do you, Max, a Conservative, take Harv, a Liberal, to be your partner in a new Sunday a.m. pundit show?'
'Dearly beloved.....and the rest of you.....'
Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.
"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"
'I bet your Sunday mornings are different now you're married,eh Sam!'
'It's not atheism, agnosticism, or Protestantism, Patrick -- our true enemy is golf.'
'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'