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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
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"What does God do with all that prayer data?"
'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'
"Woah! I haven't read it yet. Spoilers!"
'Can you tell me about the dead sea?'
'Come on Jesus, just one more miracle. Turn this water into coffee and I am good...'
Jacob's first attempt at deceiving Isaac.
Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.
"This is a nice place, Adam! WE should give it a name."
'If the Pope is pious, does that mean he's full of pie?'
'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'
'Who knocked down the walls of Jericho.'
SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'Before we go any further with this, does it have a happy ending?'
Although tragic for her family, being turned into salt made Lot's wife very popular with cows.
'That's God, come to drive them out of the garden of Eden.'
"Well, Rachel... I suppose you could say that Moses downloaded the commandments from the cloud."
"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."
"I'll turn this exodus around if I have to."
"Our Sunday School teacher came from the children's department."
'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'
As a child, he was known as Judas Asparagus
'Children, this is your new science teacher. He will teach you 'How did he made the world in six days.''
'My Mum said Eve was created second, so us women could always have the last word!'
Jesus casts the demons into the swine creating the first deviled ham