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"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."
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'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'
'Can you tell me about the dead sea?'
Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.
'If the Pope is pious, does that mean he's full of pie?'
'That 'Jonah' story sounded FISHY to me!'
SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'Before we go any further with this, does it have a happy ending?'
'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'
"There must be dogs in heaven. Haven't you heard of a St. Bernard?"
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"Our job would be a lot easier if there were childless couples in this church."
Cockroach Bible Class: 'And God said 'let there be light'!'
"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"
'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'
"Is that why Jesus said, 'Peter, you are the rock and on this rock I will build my Church'?"
If George Lucas had written the Bible...
"How come there's a forbidden fruit, but not a forbidden vegetable?"
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"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"
"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."
"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."
"I know not the exact day nor hour of the second coming...or twenty four other world events."
"Must've been a candy apple. I can't believe Adam and Eve would do us in for plain fruit."
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"Then God said, 'sorry you have to eat and run'."
"Guess who has two thumbs and did not waste HIS Sunday morning listening to lies."
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"They're intercessors, Richard, not middlemen."
"May we see it hop? It's for a Sunday-school play."