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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."
"I keep thinking it's Sunday."
Thoughts and Prayers
St. Lukes Church: Pray and Display
Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?
"Well, I thought installing a kitchen faucet without having to call the plumber was a pretty good 'praise'."
Sign with directions for "Lost" and "Found"
Blessed are the brief.
". . . plus % entertainment tax."
"The minister is known to do a mic drop after a particularly good sermon."
"No matter how badly you have sinned, you don't have to worry about losing your coverage!"
Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'
Sermon: '...and on the eighth day he created creationists.'
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'Sermon - if he wanted us to eat genetically-modified food, h would have modified them himself.'
"What d'you say we try sneaking out before the last one?"
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"Sir, booing the Pastor is not allowed."
"You take an offering "EVERY" week?"
The offering increased substantially after being live streamed on the jumbotron.
"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."
"Oh, no! Do you mean we still have to go to Church?!"
"Today's message really convicted me Preacher. Good thing church is only once a week."
"I hope Jesus returns as a football player, so you will spend time with Him on Sundays!"
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"It's the new church organ."