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'Laugh as Some Might, Carl's Inflatable Tie Kept Him Afloat Until Help Arrived.'
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Identity Crisis Support Group
A businesswoman gives a presentation on a lifeboat
Tags:lifeboat, lifeboats, sinking ship, sinking ships, ship has sunk, sinking, sunk, too late, too little too late, businesswoman, businesswomen, businessman, businessmen, business person, business people, businessperson, businesspeople, presentation, presentations, change management, change manager, change managers, giving bad news
'And this is the sunken living room.'
'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'
'Captain! There aren't enough noodles!!' - (Ship- ACME Novelty Co,)
Titanic Action Figures
Tags:black humour, dark humour, insensitive, insensitivity, titanic, the titanic, action figure, action figures, action-figure, action-figures, drowned, drowning, ship, ships, rms titanic, passenger liner, passenger liners, atlantic ocean, north atlantic ocean, iceburg, iceburgs, shipwreck, shipwrecks, ship wreck, ship wrecks, ship-wreck, sink, sinking, sunk, sinking ship, sinking ships, toy, toys, doll, dolls
Try a tour of historic Venice in our traditional glass bottomed gondola.
Tags:venice, venetian, venetians, venice is sinking, sinking, sink, sunk, underwater, flood, flooded, drowned, submurge, submurged, gondola, gondolas, glass bottomed boat, glass bottomed boats, subsidence, sunsiding, rising sea levels, rising sea, melting icecaps, global warming, climate change, environmental issues, tourist, tourists, tourism
The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'
'Okay, whose bright idea was it to invite the termites?'
'Mike is still whakin' on it...Accordin' to his flow-thru hull theory, drillin' more holes will bring it back up.'
'...His flow-thru hull theory sounds like it's work...But then somethin' unfahseen always gets in the way...'
'Petersen, you're fired!'
'Frank, give him your Doritos! Maybe he just wants your Doritos!'
'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'
'Well, there went Atlantis -- I told You not to use low bidder!'
Without a union...you're sunk.
"According to our GPS we're 2300 nautical miles from nearest knowledge economy."
'Crikey where am I going to get the class case from?!'
'Tell the staff the company has hit a symbolic iceberg and is slowly sinking.'
"Don't panic - just a temporary crash floe problem."
'I didn't know the market had dropped that low!'
Rats in a lifeboat.