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'For an extra $25 we can set the surgical lamps on tanning mode.'
"The holidays are finished George, get over it!"
Jack liked to spend 2 or 3 days of his vacation in the office just to let others know that he can't help them.
Prisoner sunbathing in his cell.
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Man gets a sun tan on a tourist guide book.
Girl - 'How come they're not affecting you, mister?!' Man - 'Simple, I'm using 'Writer's Block'.'
'Towels, beach-ball, frisbee, we're all set: Let's go and beach ourselves...'
Bad Idea #24: tanning under a solar powered sun lamp.
A Beach Stay-cation.
Kyleen's SPF 5000 Beach Umbrella helps her avoid skin cancer.
'We'll need a sun for tanning.'
'Sunning ourselves works alright, but nothing beats a good fire to really warm you up...'
Darko Sunscreen, SPF 5000, the sun block preferred by 9 out of 10 vampires.
'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'
Egg and spoon race.
'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'
'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'
'Ok, it's my turn to make the best of it.'
"I had lunch already, but I can't wait to try the All You Can Eat Buffet."
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