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'Seriously! Have you ever considered spray tan?'
The tanning channel.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'
Sun may cause cancer.
'Are you absolutely positive you have no sun-block?'
"Don't forget to use the sunblock, Roger. You know how easily you burn."
Tags:bad listener, bad listening, too late, burn, burnt, burned, sunburn, sunburned, sunblock, sunscreen, sun cream, suntan, suntan lotion, lotion, lotions, skin protection, spf, sun, sunny, summer, summertime, forget, forgetful, forgot, cooked, baked, fried, ashes, dead, death, dying, died, die, beach, beaches, tanning, tanned, tan, regret, regrets, regretful
Death of a Suntan
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No man is an island ??" it just looks that way.
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Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
"Love them rays, Chief."
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Helmet Tan Line
'No, you can't use the microwave as a tanning booth for your doll.'
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion
"Sunscreen? You're afraid of sunburn? Real protesters set themselves ablaze for what they believe in!"
Brits On Holiday
"You should go sit out in the sun. Get some color. You'd look good with a tan. And a cigarette. I think you'd look really good with a tan and a cigarette."
In the current climate...
Sunblock, for insensitive skin.
Solar powered tanning bed.
Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.