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The tanning channel.
"Be careful of that sun, Stewart. You're starting to look like the front page of the 'Times Book Review.'"
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'I couldn't afford a spray tan, so I did it myself with a brush and roller.'
Sun may cause cancer.
Death of a Suntan
Tags:vain, vanity, summer, summers, summer time, summer times, summer vacation, summer vacations, summer holiday, summer holidays, tan, tans, getting tanned, suntan, suntans, pale, pale skin, pale skinned, play, plays, playwright, playwrights, disappointment, disappointment, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities
Call Stu Farkleman, Dermatologist
"Love them rays, Chief."
Tags:relax, relaxes, relaxing, slack, slacks, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, tan, tans, tanning, suntan, suntans, skive, skives, skiving, worker, workers, unmotivated, undisciplined, ill-disciplined, workplace, workplaces, morale, morales, boss, bosses, fire, fires, fired, firing, firings, sacked, sacking, sackings, sack, sacks, lazy, laziness
'No, you can't use the microwave as a tanning booth for your doll.'
"I moved here just six months ago and already I'm part of the local color."
Brits On Holiday
"You should go sit out in the sun. Get some color. You'd look good with a tan. And a cigarette. I think you'd look really good with a tan and a cigarette."
In the current climate...
Sunblock, for insensitive skin.
Solar powered tanning bed.
Tanning causes cancer and wrinkles.
1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays.
"He came in right before dawn, and must have thought he was slipping into bed."
'Don't you think Factor 85 would be enough?'
The Patchwork Suntan
Victorian summer. Sunburnt shins.
Tags:victorian values, victorian morals, 19th century, nineteenth century, historian, historians, dress code, dress codes, modest, moral, morals, morality, swimming costume, swimming costumes, sunburn, sunburns, modesty, fashion, clothes, style, swimwear, swimming, suntan, suntans, sunburnt, health, beauty, clothes, doctor, health warning
1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays
Tags:english history, british history, satire, satirical, queen elizabeth, elizabeth i, suntan, suntans, sun tan, sun tans, tan, tans, tanning, pallor, pallors, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, seaside, tudor, tudors, tudor history, tudor queen, virgin queen, lead, makeup, make up, make-up, early modern period, tudor fashion, tudor fashions
'Well no wonder it didn't work!'
'Umm...guys, this isn't tanning spray.'