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'Thanks, screen saver, but I already have it in sleep mode.'
'And what misguided soul gave you the idea that a lot of crime was occurring underwater in the first place?'
"Hang on, there's a new definition of evil."
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Batman at the Maternity Ward
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'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
'When we talked about changing the firms image I was thinking more about a new letterhead.'
Superhero with Acrophobia
"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
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"Maybe you should worry less about kryptonite and more about office doughnuts."
Tags:snack, snacks, junk food, junk foods, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, dognuts, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, dress sense, super power, super powers, belly, bellies, cake, cakes, junk food, junk foods, fast food, fast foods, weight gain, weight problem, weight problems, obesity problem, gut, guts, achilles' heel
"Do you have any idea what pilfered office supplies cost American businesses in any given year?"
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"Some people at work think you're a little to aggressive and intimidating."
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"The damsel-in-distress thing is just one of several income streams that I pursue."
"I thought it had a lot to say about evil villains who want to take over the world."
"Amazing report - it's good this Captain Marvel fellow is on our side."
'Big deal, so you have the power to fly. Get over yourself.'
Martini-Man and Beer-Man Sitting Nowhere Near Girlie-Drink-Man
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, super hero, super heroes, masculity, masculinity crisis, hyper-masculinity, hyper masculinity, drink, drinking, alcohol, martini, martinis, beer, beers, cocktail, cocktails, fancy cocktail, misandry, gender issues, gender inequality, exclude, exclusion, isolate, isolation, social isolation, non-conformist, individual, individulaistic, manly, manliness, bar, pub
"I feel so safe with you."
Superhero leaves his pants behind.
Pretty Good Man
"No, it won't last long, but while it does I aim to fight as much evil as possible."
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"Surely you can tell me your secret identity."
Tags:secret identity, secret identities, alter ego, alter egos, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, vigilante, vigilantes, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, patient-doctor confidentiality, physician–patient privilege, medical confidentiality, doctor-patient privilege
"Do you know how to make a fly-juice Martini?"
"I wonder whazt kind of super powers he possesses?"
'I do feel more empowered. Thanks for lending me your cape.'