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"When those damn graphic novels started coming out—that's when it all went down the toilet."
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No Action Comics
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"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"
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Netflix and chill?
Tags:euphemisms, emergency, emergencies, emergency signal, emergency signals, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, signal, signals, signalling, pickup line, pickup lines, pick-up line, chat up line, chat up lines, chat up, chats up, chatting up, hit on, hits on, hitting on, flirt, flirts, flirtation, flirtations
"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."
Gullboy and Pigeonman
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A mouse hole displays the mouse signal as a cat waits outside.
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, mouse, mice, comic book, comic books, hero, heroes, send for help, sends for help, sending for help, help, helps, helping, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, spotlight, spotlights, good deed, good deeds, trapped, mouse hole, mouse holes
"Some of us are unsung heroes."
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"I'm sorry, but you're going to have to hand over that cape. Your test came back positive for anabolic steroids."
"Why aren't you out there protecting us from evildoers, young man?"
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"It's been taken care of."
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A superhero urinates a hole in a wall.
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"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."
Tags:work from home, works from home, working from home, gamer, gamers, gaming, professional gamer, professional gamers, professional gaming, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, scam, scams, phish, phishing, hack, hacks, hacking, sucker, suckers, gullible, gullibility, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy lifestyles, gynaecology, gynaecologists, gynaecologists
"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."
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The Amazing Adventures of Wondercat.
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"Listen, pal, they're all emergencies."
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"You're right—they are more comfortable than briefs!"
"I take the super hero test Tuesday. I've been stuck at the rank of hero for five years now."
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"Aw, baby! Those forces of evil are relentless!"
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"Mugged by reality? What can I do about that?"
Tags:mug, mugged, mugging, muggings, superhero, superheroes, superheroic, good deed, good deeds, fiction, fictions, fictional, character, characters, reality, real life, fantasy, imagine, imagination, imaginations, imaginary, imaginary friend, imaginary friends, problem, problems, real world, trouble, troubles, helpless, helplessness
"Is it a burden?" "Is it a pain?" "Yes! It's Taxman!"
"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"
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