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"I yelled 'shazam' and there was lightning and a big explosion. They say I was unconcious for two hours."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, superpower, superpowers, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence, shazam, lightning, unconscious, knocked out, explosion, explosions
"You're violating my airspace."
"I should stop buying shoes."
"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."
'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'
"That's great, but you still have to walk more."
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, md, mds, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioner, clinic, clinics, check up, medical check up, check ups, medical check ups, advice, health advice, exercise, exercising, unfit, unfitness, overweight, obesity, obese, unhealthy, unhealthiness
"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"
Tags:learn to crawl, learns to crawl, learning to crawl, crawl before you can walk, cliche, cliches, parent, parents, parenting, walk, walks, walking, toddler, toddlers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheroes, supeheroic, fly, flies, flying, flight, human flight, teach, teaches, teaching, skip ahead, skips ahead, skipping ahead, ambitious, ambitiousness, ambition, ambitions, dad, dads, father, fathers, infant, infants, baby, babies
Superhero with Acrophobia
"Hold my hand and we can use the carpool lane."
Tags:carpool lane, carpool lanes, car-pool lane, car-pool lanes, carshare, carshares, car share, car shares, car-share, car-shares, traffic lane, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, superhero, superheroes, commute, commutes, commuting, commuter, commuters, public transport, public transports
"What the labor-relations board doesn't know won't hurt it."
Tags:boss, bosses, labor relations board, labor relations boards, regulation, regulations, worker's rights, workers' rights, abuse of power, abuses of power, collective bargaining, union, unions, unionization, unionizing, superpower, superpowers, superpowered, supervillain, supervillains, cover of darkness, manager, managers, management, power, powerful, elite, elites
"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, mugged, street crime, street crimes, crimes, criminal, criminals, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, violent crime, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super hero, super heroes, superpower, superpowers, distraction, distractions, ambush, ambushes, ambushing, distraction technique, distraction techniques, fatal weakness, weakness, weaknesses, fatal flaw, fatal flaws
The Man of Steel (in retirement) hovering over the ladies' bathhouse at the sand n' surf in Boca Raton
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, superpower, superpowers, flight, flying, fly, hover, hovers, hovering, retire, retires, retired, retirement, voyeur, voyeurs, voyeurism, sexual preditor, sexual preditor, sexual offenders, boca raton, holiday, holidays, holidaying, holiday maker, holiday makers
"My weakness is collectible porcelain ponies."
Tags:weakness, weaknesses, collectable, collectables, tchotchke, tchotchkes, trinket, trinkets, collector, collectors, collection, collections, superhero, supeheroes, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, superpower, superpowers, shopaholic, shopaholics, shopping, online shopping, online shopper, online shoppers, e-commerce, ecommerce, pony, ponies, hobby, hobbies, hobbyist, hobbyists
Superhero in need of an eye test.
Tags:eyesight, farsighted, farsightedness, bad eyesight, poor eyesight, nearsighted, nearsightedness, short sighted, long sighted, eye test, eye tests, optician, opticians, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, accident, accidents, unprofessional, eye doctor, eye doctors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes
"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."
Tags:superpower, superpowers, magic, magic trick, magic tricks, ghost, ghosts, supernatural, expectation, expectations, date, dates, end of the night, end of the line, goodbye, goodbyes, bad date, bad dates, spirit, spirits, apparition, apparitions, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, incompatible, incompatibility, walk through walls, walking through walls, corporeal, superhero, superheroes
"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
Tags:procedure, procedures, surgery, surgeries, weakness, weaknesses, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, superhero, superheros, hero, heros, heroes, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians
A caped superhero rescues Icarus
"Power corrupts—and we're just sitting here."
"What can I do? I don't have subpoena powers."
Tags:hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, power, powers, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, subpoena, subpoenas, legal, law, laws, justice system, legal systems, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation
"Amazing report - it's good this Captain Marvel fellow is on our side."
"What about my old age?"
'Big deal, so you have the power to fly. Get over yourself.'
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers, hero, heroes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fights, no no, no-no, tell off, tell-off, telling off, wagging the finger, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, ineffective, ineffectiveness, useless, uselessness, pointless, pointlessness
"Surely, as the world's only superpower, we're entitled to a little mischief now and then."
Tags:ancient, ancient rome, rome, roman, romans, roman empire, history, historical, politics, government, governments, empire, empires, superpower, superpowers, mischief, mischievous, global superpower, politician, politicians, emperor, emperors, caesar, julius caesar, international relations, foreign relations
Gullboy and Pigeonman
Tags:superhero, superheroes, superheroic, gull, gulls, seagull, seagulls, pigeon, pigeons, walk, walks, walking, new york, new york city, bird, birds, crimefighter, crimefighters, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting, get away, gets away, getting away, lazy, laziness, fat, overweight, mascot, mascots, superpower, superpowers, super power, super powers