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Two managers with carrots: 'Tell me again how this is different than managing with a stick?'
"You have to let them make their own mistakes."
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'Everyone likes to bounce things off the boss.'
Notorious for his eyes in the back of his head Bruno was an effective supervisor.
"Thank you for neglecting your work long enough to listen to my thoughts on efficiency."
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'My evaluation said I work better with supervision.'
'Robert likes to watch the mechanic as he works.'
'Here - 'It's my way or the. . .'!'
'I have to make your life miserable. I'm in management.'
'With my parents out of the house, I can finally start my long awaited mural project.'
'I delegate, then I follow up.'
"I'm going to need a larger waste basket, Al, Marge and I want to start a family."
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'Paul, do you mind clocking in a bit early so I can start yelling at you?'
'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'
'So that's all there is to it! Just remember to always look busy, the boss likes to drop in unexpectedly sometimes!'
"Just count it out, Henderson-don't fondle it."
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"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."
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'Retirement won't be that different from work. You'll just be reporting to me.'
Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.
'Some of our managers embrace the open door policy more than others.'
'A little advice - when the boss says to have the reports done on time.....don't call his bluff!'
He was the kind of boss who evoked extreme emotions.
"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"
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'If at first you don't succeed, blame it on your supervisor.'