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After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
"I'd like you to meet Phil and Marnie Schmidt, Sally and Dave Tuttle, Don Berenger, Kathy Leach, Ellie Cramer -- and Mike Kobrick, an advertising supplement."
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'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'
"Something from the supplement cart?"
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'Let's start by lowering your dosage of Omega-3.'
'Apparently I need to lower the dosage of salmon capsules that I'm giving Don and the kids.'
'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'
Eureka! This has telemarketing sale of a diet supplement written all over it.
"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"
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Well I don't know if the fish oils have helped his concentration, but they've certainly kept the fly population down.
'The secret to happiness is serotonin... Now available for $29.95 in this vitamin supplement which I endorse.'
'We need 2,000 new prison officers. The government is keen to provide employment to ex-offenders. Plus you know the ropes.'
All natural herbs - vitamins - supplements. 'Looks like he died of natural causes.'
Protein Powder Irony
'Five bucks a bottle. Three for $20.'
"With all these omega-3 fatty acids, you'd think I'd feel better."
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"You want to take some omega-3? You ARE omega-3."
'I tied the string around my trunk to remind me to take ginko biloba for my memory.'
"Captain's log, supplemental."
"I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements."
What They Believe In
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'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'
'If you haven't been taking your vitamins. What have you been doing with them?'
"All the nutritional benefits of tortured, wretched souls, without the hassle."