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Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.
The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey
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Eeny, meeny, miny, mo...
"I used to be a hunter, I was just transferred to accounts payable."
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Fairytale procurement disasters
"All six suppliers are complaining that you are not taking this selection process seriously!"
"When I hired you to improve our procurement process I was expecting more than go faster stripes on the strategy document!"
Every Friday lunchtime procurement managers would gather to boast of the size of bid documents they had received that week.
Karen was delighted that both her large and small suppliers had turned up for her industry day
Dual fuel deals.
'Cattle prods?.. Yes sir, aisle three with the other management tools.'
'It's the old story of supply and demand. You supply the money, I demand more.'
"I'm starting to see that you and I have a different understanding of the term 'green procurement' Briggs..."
'I appreciate the offer but we already have someone supplying our nuts.'
"We only missed two strategic goals: Supply and demand."
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"I take it that getting customer to increase pricing was a dog fight."
'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'
"Yeah, that's cool hey! My mum is Cleopatra's official bath-milk supplier..."
"You're right - the cod stocks are worryingly low."
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"You're not thinking of cutting out the middle man are you."
New Age Office Supplies Catalog.
"Sorry sir, we only supply black ink..."
'Needs more cold medicine and paint thinner or the crystal won't form.'
Atom Supply Co.